Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML
Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke a glass in the kitchen and accidentally stepped on it, cutting his foot. He asked me if I could help him clean his cut. Apparently, he's ticklish and I now have a huge bruise on my chest from where he kicked me. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML
Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
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dani22097 0
that's what I do during pedicures...
dumbestdrummer 0
there's gotta be a meh button. it's not your fault your tickleish and it sucks you got slahed in your foot
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Comments (68)
karinabeby 0
LOL nice one.
PuppiesFTW 5
Geeezus!!! sounds really painful
asoptavlo14 6
Nice comment!
koolkanga 12
Eeeeee! When I read this FML I flinched!
EmoOrange 0
Haha. he deserved it.
spade1997 0
it could be a she too
EmoOrange 0
True.
EmoOrange 0
If only the fml didn't say it was a he.
alicespoons 17
Really? For doing his/her job? They deserved getting kicked in the face?
dani22097 0
that's what I do during pedicures...
FYLDeep 26
You kick doctors in the face?
KristinaKreme 0
Since when do doctors give pedicures?^ 0.o
FYLDeep 26
Lest we rule out the possibility of a doctor being in the vicinity of a customer being pedicured.
KristinaKreme 0
Haha Touche >;)
PhoenixFiend 0
There's actually doctors who specialize in pedicures. For those who can easily get infections in their feet (diabetes patients for example). :)
KristinaKreme 0
Learn setting new everyday :]
TheDrifter 24
I think they call them pediatrists don't they?
CutiePie_101 7
Ouch, FYL :(
dumbestdrummer 0
there's gotta be a meh button. it's not your fault your tickleish and it sucks you got slahed in your foot
firecapez 4
Well then hit the FYL button. Neither of those would have to do with the YDI button.
ulicksam 0
Neither of these would have to do with the FML button either.
mitchem 3
what part of "foot got slashed open" did you miss?
Po1ntBlank 0
FMl Is about what happened that Sux. ydi doesn't mean it doesn't suck, but it was your fault. if she kicked him and the blade, it is her fault, but it still sucks
mitchem 3
she got tickled it was a reflex not her fault
MzKylz 0
ouch lol
MutatedPie 0
FALCON KICK!!!
FYLDeep 26
**** this comment not doing what I intended.
surferchick96 0
Reflex!!!
origjulzz 0
at least u were at the hospital