Today, my mom decided that my hair was too long and that she was going to cut it. I now look like a male extra from Xanadu. FML
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ImTheAlpha 30
I was sleeping on the couch (sitting up), and she came over with scissors and decided my hair needed to be 3 inches shorter than it was. Now my hair ends all bluntly at my shoulders and poofs out since my hair is naturally wavy. Before I had lovely natural beauty waves to the small of my back ;-;
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saraaa2552 15
Why does she have control over your hair?
pradip 26
On the bright side, you don't have to worry about your hair getting in your way when you light a cigar.
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ImTheAlpha 30
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Twigman8 15
I was going to dislike this but then I saw it
gosh_mate 30
She could have at least let you choose the length and hairstyle... At least you know it will grow back!!
saraaa2552 15
Why does she have control over your hair?
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Emotional blackmail.
ImTheAlpha 30
You try control a 50 year old woman with scissors who sneaks up behind you during a Christmas visit
saraaa2552 15
Yikes, my apologies
Mathalamus 25
So... You were unable to hide or stand up to yourself?
DoomedGemini 38
Yeah, sorry I'd get the hell away from her and refuse to visit her for a long time until she realizes how wrong her actions were. That's completely disrespectful.
MrSassypants 34
I like how #13's choices were stand up for yourself and hide. That's true to life.
gamecritic101 11
Now you cut her hair
rachelthelime_fml 29
That sucks OP, hope it grows back fast
pradip 26
On the bright side, you don't have to worry about your hair getting in your way when you light a cigar.
CaptainSmith28 19
I can't tell if this was supposed to go to another FML or not...
Warmonger_Smurf 29
I guess you'll be asking Santa for a Super Cuts gift card.
DoubleARyan 3
Ouch, a male extra from Xanadu? Please tell me you're a guy.
SPN_lover666 27
No she isn't a male.
ImTheAlpha 30
Lady looks like a dude, now.
Whydoyouask 11
Was anyone else's first thought Smash @ Xanadu? Just me? Ok.
hipposteve 21
Maybe you can go to a salon to have it fixed? I know today is the 24th but there are places that are open.