Today, I went to Busch Gardens. Trying to cool off, I got on a ride that soaked me to the bone. For the rest of the time I was there, my bra was visible through my clothes, along with the "Hell Yeah" printed on my underwear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, while riding a roller coaster, I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough, it somehow managed to survive and fall down my shirt. It crawled around and stung me a few times before the ride ended. FML
Today, I was visiting a national park and went for a swim. Afterwards, I needed to change clothes but the bathrooms were closed. I went off into the woods to change. As soon as I was naked, I heard hooves and sixteen people on horseback rode by. I'd stripped by a horse trail. FML
Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I decided to face my fears and go on my first upside-down ride. Unfortunately for me, the two men in front of me had chosen to eat before the ride and I walked off with bits of strawberry and bacon in my hair, my clothes drenched in whitish fluid, not to mention the stench. FML
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
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TheGewt 7
Don't wear white clothes to a water park.
zingline89 18
Now everyone can see your Busch
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Comments (142)
Nick_Stauffer 1
man just drove past there today, wished I'd stopped
Branflakes78 13
creep
Il_Maestro 6
Dude there's this magical place called the Internet where you can see tons of girls who voluntarily strip. No need to go creeping on OP and get yourself into trouble.
annalily5 28
At least is was a water park. Those places tend to be a bit more accepting of things like that. I've seen girls walk around with booty shorts saying stuff like "Oh yah!" At least it's kind of covered up. Next time just plan a bit better. No white cloths, no embarrassing underwear. Personally I'd Just wear whatever over a bathing suit when at a water park.
downtime 13
I take it these were exceptionally skinny girls since they had to remove the extra letter from "yeah". Sadly the definition went from an indication of attractiveness to a ditzy moment of excitement.
ICastillo 25
Op didn't you know your going to get wet on this ride... Bow chica wow wow.
ICastillo 25
You're*
NeonCowboy 6
I love Busch Gardens!
lebronesque73091 12
Right up there with you :)
sammieb 5
THAT WAS YOU!!
morgiepuff 14
Busch Gardens is the best. You must have gone on the log plume... but yeah, FYL, OP.
Lil_Red777 21
omg that was you? lmao
xcrunner3635 1
Pics or didn't happen
perdix 31
I hope you shaved. No one wants to see Bush Gardens. No, some guys like that, just not me.
KingCeltic77 18
HELL YEAH!