Today, I went to Busch Gardens. Trying to cool off, I got on a ride that soaked me to the bone. For the rest of the time I was there, my bra was visible through my clothes, along with the "Hell Yeah" printed on my underwear. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, while riding a roller coaster, I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough, it somehow managed to survive and fall down my shirt. It crawled around and stung me a few times before the ride ended. FML
Today, I was visiting a national park and went for a swim. Afterwards, I needed to change clothes but the bathrooms were closed. I went off into the woods to change. As soon as I was naked, I heard hooves and sixteen people on horseback rode by. I'd stripped by a horse trail. FML
Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I decided to face my fears and go on my first upside-down ride. Unfortunately for me, the two men in front of me had chosen to eat before the ride and I walked off with bits of strawberry and bacon in my hair, my clothes drenched in whitish fluid, not to mention the stench. FML
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
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TheGewt 7
Don't wear white clothes to a water park.
zingline89 18
Now everyone can see your Busch
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Comments (142)
xAlwayzHI 5
Thats hot
Calyx_fml 22
Removing your bra and underwear would have solved that problem.
l23VIVE 17
I like the way you're thinking
silvergaze 1
I saw what you did there
alycion 39
Oh Tampa Bay has seen a lot worse. Just last week some guy ran into 7-11 wearing nothing but a see through thong. Cheer up. :)
Obvious8 3
Your bra and underwear is the same as a bikini. You wouldn't be crying if people saw you in a bikini.
PlaySpades 21
I say you deserve it for buying such ridiculous underwear in the first place.
RetroMom 0
that sounds like piss poor planning on your part
FMLsAreAwesome 0
Pics or it didn't happen.
thatoneguy79 10
At least you can think of it this way; whenever someone asks you if you are having fun at the park, you can simply show them your underwear. Saves you from having to answer the same question over and over and over and... And be glad you weren't wearing your 6 Flags undies. They may have thought you were an under cover agent.
justcoley84 0
I saw you at Busch Gardens and all I could think was hell no....
mccutie936 6
Loud and proud :)