Today, I went to Busch Gardens. Trying to cool off, I got on a ride that soaked me to the bone. For the rest of the time I was there, my bra was visible through my clothes, along with the "Hell Yeah" printed on my underwear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, while riding a roller coaster, I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough, it somehow managed to survive and fall down my shirt. It crawled around and stung me a few times before the ride ended. FML
Today, I was visiting a national park and went for a swim. Afterwards, I needed to change clothes but the bathrooms were closed. I went off into the woods to change. As soon as I was naked, I heard hooves and sixteen people on horseback rode by. I'd stripped by a horse trail. FML
Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I decided to face my fears and go on my first upside-down ride. Unfortunately for me, the two men in front of me had chosen to eat before the ride and I walked off with bits of strawberry and bacon in my hair, my clothes drenched in whitish fluid, not to mention the stench. FML
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
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TheGewt 7
Don't wear white clothes to a water park.
zingline89 18
Now everyone can see your Busch
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zingline89 18
Anyone else almost accidentally hit YDI at the start of the second line cuz you thought it was another FML saying "trying to be cool..."
KiddNYC1O 22
It's like trying and cool cannot be in the same sentence without a YDI vote.
PYLrulz 17
But then in the end, it wasn't so accidental.
annetartica 6
That happened to me once. I got some cute panties from my friend as a joke, except they had extremely dirty phrases. I had "I like 'em big" on my underwear....worst day ever.
lolasains 7
I saw you there, you need to shave your Busch.
zingline89 18
Really? Look up
coldashell 23
How original. I love when people use something someone earlier already used.
ICastillo 25
Hell Yeah!!!!
challan 19
My mom always puts underwear in our stockings at Christmas. This year I went to a football game the first week of January. My friends and I dressed in football pants and jerseys to look cute. Wasn't so cute when I sat down on wet bleachers and everyone could read, HO HO HO through the white pants.
justhanging 6
Your mother bought you underpants that said "ho" on them? Interesting...
NoReservations 9
I used to have a glow-in-the-dark Halloween training bra. Though no embarrassment ever came of it. Unfortunately I can't say the same for my Victoria's Secret undies while I was changing in gym class. I think they said gorgeous or something. I have no idea how that's worthy of embarrassment, but I got made fun of XD
challan 19
54- lol yea she did but they were innocent boy shorts for bad days. 88- they were just jealous!
CinnamonRugby 5
Pics or it didnt happen.
groupleader 7
Hee hee hee, you said Busch. Hell yeah.
kittenvks 11
^ typical of a Blackhawks fan. Smh
Michaelsgirl04 9
what are you, 12?
Il_Maestro 6
Busch is a beer company, dude.
reddudeover 2
If there are rides that get you wet, then there are shops that sell towels etc.
Steve95401 49
At least you weren't "going commando".
wannabesinger 16
Silly girl, you're supposed to wear a bathing suit under your clothes when going to an amusement park! At least, that's what I always do on the off chance that I want to go on a water ride.