Today, I went to Busch Gardens. Trying to cool off, I got on a ride that soaked me to the bone. For the rest of the time I was there, my bra was visible through my clothes, along with the "Hell Yeah" printed on my underwear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, while riding a roller coaster, I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough, it somehow managed to survive and fall down my shirt. It crawled around and stung me a few times before the ride ended. FML
Today, I was visiting a national park and went for a swim. Afterwards, I needed to change clothes but the bathrooms were closed. I went off into the woods to change. As soon as I was naked, I heard hooves and sixteen people on horseback rode by. I'd stripped by a horse trail. FML
Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I decided to face my fears and go on my first upside-down ride. Unfortunately for me, the two men in front of me had chosen to eat before the ride and I walked off with bits of strawberry and bacon in my hair, my clothes drenched in whitish fluid, not to mention the stench. FML
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
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TheGewt 7
Don't wear white clothes to a water park.
zingline89 18
Now everyone can see your Busch
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Comments (142)
chacko448 3
SUPER FREAK LMAO
Ajwc101 24
At least you didn't have a G-string on.
MadFlyy707700 3
Omg !!! This is exactly what happened to me but AT SCHOOL ! It was a swim day and I forgot my baithing suit so the teacher pushed me in and now I'm aparently a **** ..
l23VIVE 17
OMG! That's like so super duper cool!
kandi_kid69 15
74- Cool story. We don't care.
BloodFaerie 21
If you're going to a place where you know you'll get wet, you wear a freakin' bathing suit. If you don't have one, then don't go on the wet rides because DUH that's gonna happen... idiot.
l23VIVE 17
Ironic, i was at Kennywood today and my girlfriend was wearing her white school shirt with her "wanna touch 'em?" bra on... I didn't know what her bra said until we got off a water ride
l23VIVE 17
Well at least you didnt wear a poncho... It is so annoying when people wear ponchos on water rides! Din't ride the water ride if you don't want to get wet
l23VIVE 17
Well that's unfortunate haha, but annoys the f*ck out of me when people do it though
NoReservations 9
If you're attractive this shouldn't be a problem, right..?
neander 8
You must have left right away, clothes usual dry fairly quickly.
Jasonf6 0
Didnt think that one through huh?
charvisioku 22
If it's any consolation nobody will care and the fact you have 'hell yeah' on your underwear makes you awesome in my book