Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw "Borat" together, so I thought, 'Hey, how bad could it be?' I don't know what was more nauseating: Bruno's penis spinning around and talking or the fact that my mom thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML
Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I was at the local theatre watching "The Nutcracker" ballet with my mother. When the prince made his appearance in his tights my mother leans over to me and says, "Those are some well defined butt cheeks!" loud enough for everyone around us to hear. FML
Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
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zoolander951 0
yep, I saw that with my friend and his parents. It was... interesting.
ohboy456 0
I saw Bruno with my mom and we both thought it was funny. I don't see the fyl...
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lifebarelyeffed 0
What? I saw that with my dad. We both loved it. hilarious
bman16 0
haha, akward. thats the kind of movie you see with your dad, brother, uncle, friends, etc.
ohboy456 0
Not necessarily. My mom and I loved it, but if I had taken my dad or brother to see it they would have left within the first few minutes. It just depends on how uptight the person you go with is, not their gender.
dyld921 2
So? What was the problem? Your mom loved it. Your own fault anyway. That movie only appeal to a certain audience.
cassandrathevil 0
i fail to see how this is a FML. so what?
TBman256 0
HEY! HOW ABOUT A SPOILER WARNING DUDE?!
Eaglestrike117 29
Wow. YDI. Ever heard of IMDb? Or any movie database site like kids-in-mind? You can check these sites to see how bad the movie is so you will know what to expect and who you would want to see it with.
RideOorDiee 0
I saw it with my brother and my mom!!! Ahh the worst part was when he was giving tje 'ghost' a ********!! Ahaha me and my bro was trying so hard to not laugh cuz my ma waa disguated!! But rite whem he finished we bustes up laughing
redblueviolet 0
I can see why this is an FML; the whole situation is just awkward and embarrassing. And I don't think YDI. Why would you look up all the spoilers about a movie before you went to see it with someone older than you? But, it could have been worse - at least she thought it was hilarious. My mom probably would have had a long talk with me about every single thing that was wrong with that movie. Not that I've seen it, though. Or want to. I don't wanna sound uptight or anything, but I honestly don't think the movie would appeal to me. Anyway, think of it this way: at least you took your mom to a movie and she enjoyed it. That's a good thing, after all.
alijacket 0
It must suck to know you're more of a prude than your mom.
ONYA 0
omygosh, I saw it with my mom to. Only I was laughing the whole time