Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw "Borat" together, so I thought, 'Hey, how bad could it be?' I don't know what was more nauseating: Bruno's penis spinning around and talking or the fact that my mom thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML
Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I was at the local theatre watching "The Nutcracker" ballet with my mother. When the prince made his appearance in his tights my mother leans over to me and says, "Those are some well defined butt cheeks!" loud enough for everyone around us to hear. FML
Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
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zoolander951 0
yep, I saw that with my friend and his parents. It was... interesting.
ohboy456 0
I saw Bruno with my mom and we both thought it was funny. I don't see the fyl...
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martialartist7 0
funniest movie ever!! how is this a FML you're retarded
Michbella1 0
OMG ahah i went to see this movie with my older sister and we stayed and watched the whole thing, but we told our parents we left. Right before the movie started, This mother walked in with 5 children all about 8 or 9 yrs. old. i was thinking WTF?!?, and then this flamboyant guy in the 4th or 5th row went over to her and was like," do yo know that this movie is very inapropriate for children of their age?" the mother answered, "yeahh sure its fine they saw borat with me." If you think about it, those children would have saw borat when they were 5 or 6!! MY favorite part of bruno is when he has this "audition" for the kids to be in his photo shoot, and the one mother was saying that she would give her kid liposucton to loose 10 pounds
mohit88 0
LOL meat spin xD
Fleecy 0
Hahaha, are you kidding me? I'd be happy to have a mom who still has a sense of humour and can still enjoy stuff. Mine won't go to theatres and falls asleeps when you rent haha. Bruno.....this movie has no words to explain. I think at the end of ever seen, I shook my head in disgust....after amounts of laughter. Haha One day...Sascha Baron Cohen is going to piss some one really really really off haha
aytay3 0
Ya im totally on the same page with u. I saw Borat with my mom and dad and it was horrible. Theb i saw Bruno with my mom and my aunt. That was so much worse. It was so awkward. The worst part im only 14...
irrelevantxx 0
Oh mah gawd.
yomommalol 0
That spinning penis made the freakin' movie and it going "Its Brunooo!". Luckily when my friend and I went to see it, no one was in the theatre (thank god) so I fell on the side of the floor laughing my ass off and screaming: "Wtf. Was that... WHAT THE **** WAS THAT!?"
yomommalol 0
Oh! Can't forget his little asian lover.
Nixx_has_2_xs 0
ydi for not putting the "ü" in Brüno.
Nathan_Dorian 0
You took your Mother to see a funny movie, and she laughed? OH, THE HORROR.