Today, I pissed out a kidney stone the size of a sweetcorn. Doesn’t sound big, but you just try pissing one out. My poor knob feels like it’s been attacked by rusty steel wool wrapped around a full-speed drill bit. I’m genuinely scared that the next time I piss will be full of blood. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the hospital for wrenching pains in my abdomen. It turns out I have the largest "non removable" kidney stone my doctor has ever seen. It's the size of a fucking walnut. I have to pass the thing. FML
Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML
Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two years. I'm only 23. FML
Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML
Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
Today, I had the pleasure of having a kidney stones removal procedure where they hammer your kidneys to break up the stones. Afterwards, the doctor called my wife over the intercom to come to back to the waiting room. She freaks out, runs back, and the doctor says, “I just wanted to show this stone. Cool huh?" FML
Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML
Today, I have been pissing blood for 2 hours, ever since some douche in a Nixon mask ran up and slugged me in the kidney. FML
Today, I ended up in the hospital for the fourth time since beginning of January due to kidney stones. FML
Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML
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Chazzster 32
You have my sympathy, kidney stones are indeed very painful! Be glad you passed it. Talk to your doctor about what you can do to reduce the chances of getting them - Sometimes it’s matter of diet.
SirEnigM0nk 22
Definitely talk to your urologist about treatment options and reducing risk of one getting stuck. Having had one surgically extracted, I can tell you it is fortunate yours passed. Diet options include cutting back on sodium/salt, drinking lots of water, cut back on sodas and processed foods.
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Chazzster 32
You have my sympathy, kidney stones are indeed very painful! Be glad you passed it. Talk to your doctor about what you can do to reduce the chances of getting them - Sometimes it’s matter of diet.
SirEnigM0nk 22
Definitely talk to your urologist about treatment options and reducing risk of one getting stuck. Having had one surgically extracted, I can tell you it is fortunate yours passed. Diet options include cutting back on sodium/salt, drinking lots of water, cut back on sodas and processed foods.
Thaylok 17
And caffeine is a diuretic (makes you pee/dehydrate). Thay is a pain I would not wish on my worse enemy.
SirEnigM0nk 22
@Thaylok Aye, that was the damn worst pain in my life! Thank God for the ER. I was told it's comparable to child birth...