Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw "Borat" together, so I thought, 'Hey, how bad could it be?' I don't know what was more nauseating: Bruno's penis spinning around and talking or the fact that my mom thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML
Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I was at the local theatre watching "The Nutcracker" ballet with my mother. When the prince made his appearance in his tights my mother leans over to me and says, "Those are some well defined butt cheeks!" loud enough for everyone around us to hear. FML
Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
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zoolander951 0
yep, I saw that with my friend and his parents. It was... interesting.
ohboy456 0
I saw Bruno with my mom and we both thought it was funny. I don't see the fyl...
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notlovingit 0
i saw that and im 17 btw and i effing loved it! i laughed for the whole movie non stop i HATED borat though - now THATS the worst movie ever made
darkheadlights 4
Same exact thing happened to me.
cucumberfabulous 7
HAHA! So what? I watched Bruno and Borat with my mom. All she did was give me a weird look whenever he showed his penis. But I'm pretty sure she thought it was funny .. =) Borat was much better than Bruno though.....
SaintJimmy 0
Bruno gave me an erection.
MyLifeShallBeFed 0
It wasn't Bruno's penis, it was a random guys' dick. Right? Even as a guy I found it freaking hilarious. It's just a body part. As for your mom laughing at it, it's 1,000 times better then if she had gotten mad at you for it. You should have done your research on it anyway.
bexox 0
It was supposed to be Bruno's penis. It was probably a body double for Sacha Baren Cohen.
shazzahllala 0
I saw it yesterday but I went on my own. It was hilarious because an old guy left the theater halfway through and never came back. Oh but about your situation, I think it's hilarious that you're more uptight than your mother. I don't see the FML...
M13LO 0
ive had sex at the movies
sleepreader 0
jeez is there anywhere you HAVEN'T had sex? let's see, three consecutive posts, hospital with a doctor, at work, in the movies, (in the alley, in the highschool bathroom, in your preschoolers bedroom, in a dumpster...) haha jk I'm just trollin'... and I'm pretty sure you are too... or you really could just be a ****... ;)
kirin_fml 0
I went to see it with my dad. OP is a total idiot for going to see it with their mom and expecting her not to laugh.
vyv 0
Same thing happened to me, except I'm a 16 year old girl, and my step-father is 59. He thought it was HILARIOUS...I didn't.
wonderless 0
I saw that with my Mom. We were both laughing. :p Not awkward for us, just funny.