Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw "Borat" together, so I thought, 'Hey, how bad could it be?' I don't know what was more nauseating: Bruno's penis spinning around and talking or the fact that my mom thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML
Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I was at the local theatre watching "The Nutcracker" ballet with my mother. When the prince made his appearance in his tights my mother leans over to me and says, "Those are some well defined butt cheeks!" loud enough for everyone around us to hear. FML
Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
zoolander951 0
yep, I saw that with my friend and his parents. It was... interesting.
ohboy456 0
I saw Bruno with my mom and we both thought it was funny. I don't see the fyl...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (216)
jewelzgalore 0
Parents are NEVER supposed to see either of those movies. They can't handle it.
deserved 3
You're lucky. My mom looked over at me and said "This movie is SO inappropriate" when we were watching Juno. Borat was wayyyyyy worse but I watched it with my brother... Haven't seen Bruno yet.
ohboy456 0
I'm not flaming just curious, how is Juno inappropriate?
heymoon 9
some people don't approve of teenage pregnancy. my mom liked that movie and had me watch it with her.
beethoven_fml 0
um you're a loser. YDI for being a total loser.
rofl_DangerAaron 0
that's not bad at all. i watched Bruno with my mom as well and we still make jokes about the movie and we were BOTH laughing histerically through out the movie. and i'm 15.. so that's not a FML at all, just normal.. in some families.
wickedgrl13 0
YDI for being such a prude.
TBman256 0
ummm...spoiler warning
woody18plus 0
it is not like your mom has not seen a penis before. the only reason you didnt laugh is cuz u were choking on ur hard on. that was a great movie and your moms a girl and girls LOVE the penis
jaay23 0
this is soooo win hahahahahaha
AdamGD 0
Scarred. For. Life
Sarah_Scissors 0
i saw that with my mum too...it was so awkward i couldnt look her in the eye afterwards...then she atarted possibly the most awkward convo we've ever had by starting to explain some of the jokes..