Today, I sent a dude a snapchat of my food. He responded with a video of him taking a shower, naked. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, I sent a guy an up-skirt shot, trying to be cute and flirty. He responded with a series of increasingly more mean emojis, including the laughing eyes, the green nausea face, and finally the poop emoji. FML
Today, my neighbor's pesky 7-year-old daughter, who is friends with the guy I really like, decided to help me with him. She used her phone to send him a picture of me. I was in the shower, completely naked and surprised. FML
Today, a guy I like invited me to play video games. Naked. He asked me to show up naked too. I did. He was too busy in a video game raid to even notice. FML
Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
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Sinshine 28
I would have been more surprised if he had sent you a video of him taking a shower fully clothed.
Anna Betts 9
You make out that showering nude is wrong?
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Comments (8)
mfranks19891989 10
Your food was so disgusting that he had to show you him cleaning himself after seeing your food.
Sinshine 28
I would have been more surprised if he had sent you a video of him taking a shower fully clothed.
Charlie Given 28
It would've been funny if it was a video of him brushing his tongue
Anna Betts 9
You make out that showering nude is wrong?
Inkoseh 33
He sent you something in return that was just as uninteresting as your food.
juggalo2 22
Unless he's a weirdly-obsessed foodie, then guys have zero interest in your food. Don't be surprised if they send you things you don't want when you send them things they don't want.
uniformed 13
clearly you dont know what snapchat is actually for. kudos for him for educating you.
keeg5an 2
Maybe would make for a great appetizer or dessert lol