Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a restaurant so I could apply for a job, and we decided to eat there. After we finished, I went to start the car. When we got home, I asked him how much the bill came to. Apparently he didn't pay. I had already given them my completed application. FML
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
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Zman23 3
Well, I would be looking for a new boyfriend.
yankfan89 27
I think there is a typo in that FML it should say ex-boyfriend
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Comments (173)
ClosetTroll 10
You should have slapped the valet's ass on your way out or something.
jaytee1994 9
On your way out grab a guy and just lay a big kiss on him! Make sure your (newly) EX-boyfriend sees!!!;) that's what I would do!!:)
kainpwnsu 19
Dump him, now. That behavior will never change. Even if you think he has changed, he's only hiding the behavior. In the end, you'll be hurt, either way. The longer you wait, the worse it will get.
Obeyy19 4
Dump his @$$!!!!!
perdix 31
Stick with him. If he's hot enough to get a waitress to call him, he's probably worth the BS. Would you like to own an ugly schmuck, or have time-sharere on a hot hunk?
Trisha_aus 15
But he's an asshole perdix!
JediScum 1
I choose option three. Hot piece of ass with some integrity, character and a good sense of humor to boot. I know I'm not the only girl out there to find one of these. There's like three of them!
T1A2Z3 35
I know, like so many. Come to Ireland. I'll set you up.
Trisha_aus 15
Where are they woman?! Where ?!?!?!
rebel_belle1974 5
What an ass!
pinkpixie06 11
What a jerk. I hope you found this out before you made any serious commitments to him.
Demonfish 14
In my mind, wasting pie is cardinal sin, so I'd personally go with knives, spoons, chopsticks, whatever form of cutlery available at the time... But hey, that's just me °_•
KVKdragon 26
Eh. The BF was being a dirty cheat so he deserves to look the part by being covered with pie entrails
perdlx 2
If he cared about you, he would be nicer.
KiddNYC1O 22
Haha, troll perdix.