Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a restaurant so I could apply for a job, and we decided to eat there. After we finished, I went to start the car. When we got home, I asked him how much the bill came to. Apparently he didn't pay. I had already given them my completed application. FML
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
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Zman23 3
Well, I would be looking for a new boyfriend.
yankfan89 27
I think there is a typo in that FML it should say ex-boyfriend
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Comments (173)
thenewlautner 4
What if he gave her his friend's number?
twisted_cherub 14
I'm pretty sure she knows her boyfriend's number when she sees it.
siickman 7
Are you related too 11?
therealslim 15
*to Sorry bro, I couldn't resist.
immaMonsta 8
Haha wow. Now this is what I call a legitimate reason for dumping someone.
shinshoku13 19
Well i hope you dumped him, cause hes a shitty boyfriend
yuzuhere 21
Pay for the check next to- wait, nevermind. Sorry OP, find a better gentleman!
Saraahx97 0
I hope you broke up with him. You deserve way better than him.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Might just be me, but how do we know his girlfriend deserves better? She might be the biggest nag in the world and he needs outta the relationship.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Well, then he should have broken up with her instead of resorting to infidelity.
kandi_kid69 15
85- Just because some is a nag doesn't mean that they deserve to be cheated on. He should have just broken up with her instead of flirting with the waitress.
downtime 13
Where does it say he cheated? It doesn't. He could simply be scouting for replacements. While this isn't the best behaviour it is in a completely different league to cheating. Some people simply don't have the backbone to enter into the dating world if they feel they won't find anyone better, so they put feelers out and in the process make an ass of themselves. That is more of a self esteem issue than anything else.
BobbieH 19
85- it's not just you. I often see these FML's and there is always "you deserve better" comments; it makes me wonder, how do you know they deserve better? Maybe they deserve worse! Or it's exactly what they deserve. Just because they posted an FML doesn't mean they aren't deserving of the treatment they get!
ayyemmcee 1
Maybe he wanted to get text subscribed to specials they were having or something.... Just kidding. He's dumb as shit if he thinks the girls will go for him when he tries to pick them up while he's already on a date.....
zojieeu 6
Lol nice story :o
DazedSiren 5
Dump his ass. ASAP.
Pelreskovich 11
Time for a break up.
DocBastard 40
That wasn't his phone number, is was an $8,675,309 tip.
DocBastard 40
Well you DIDN'T, and I DID! *sticks tongue out*
micahsmommy 13
No spitting Noor. That's the llama's job.
jesseinphx 6
Jenny I got your number...
LSS_fml 18
Dammit, now this song is stuck in my head!