Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a restaurant so I could apply for a job, and we decided to eat there. After we finished, I went to start the car. When we got home, I asked him how much the bill came to. Apparently he didn't pay. I had already given them my completed application. FML
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
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Zman23 3
Well, I would be looking for a new boyfriend.
yankfan89 27
I think there is a typo in that FML it should say ex-boyfriend
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Comments (173)
fuckandthrow 0
Moved on.
nelsme2003 4
I would look for a new guy. It may take time and a lot of wrong guys but you will find th right but. I say being alone is better than being treated like crap.
heyu7421 0
Nobody deserves to be treated like that. Publicly humiliate him at another resturant and then move on. Itll make u feelbgood
NiecyLuv365 1
Kmsl. Smh
Sunlitelove 0
Dump him,
merrielp 13
Then it's time for you to leave. TAXI!!!!
laniparis 13
Typo. Your "ex boyfriend" I think you mean.
D3ATHZ3RO 15
Dump his as, he's a dick
Krystal3408 32
Leave. There's no way he's staying with you and not cheating.
tinybluecoinbank 3
Nosey bitch, aren't ya?