Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a restaurant so I could apply for a job, and we decided to eat there. After we finished, I went to start the car. When we got home, I asked him how much the bill came to. Apparently he didn't pay. I had already given them my completed application. FML
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
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Zman23 3
Well, I would be looking for a new boyfriend.
yankfan89 27
I think there is a typo in that FML it should say ex-boyfriend
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Comments (173)
loserman67 36
OP: "Did you give our waitress a big tip? " BF: "That's what I'm trying to arrang. ." I sincerely hope this dumbass paid for the dinner.
mintcar 10
Disrespectful and rude. If he's looking for another girl then he needs to break it off.
MDTeddy 13
I hope you said something. You don't deserve him now.
HattedMad 7
'he doesn't deserve you'?
Late_night83 25
Sucks, what an asshole. I say get a prepaid phone, text him and catch him in the act, ******.
cr3ativity 15
Do you know what time it is? Time to call over the plumber: pool boy: delivery man ;)
Pandacupcakelove 26
Hate being a Grammar Nazi, but i have to correct this... Your profile says "right about myself". That's supposed to be "write". I'm sorry, I could just not simply let that one slide.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Simply not* sorry.
SWeatHeart11_fml 7
Dump his ass.. and if the waitress called him than she's not very bright.. because if he does it once, he probably has done it quite a bit. Find someone who thinks you're the prettiest girl in the room
brad42013 3
Did it cross your mind that maybe they were old friends? Don't be so quick to judge. If I wanted to get hold of an old friend that was busy I'd leave them my number for later
gracehi 33
You CANNOT be serious. If it was an old friend, why would he secretly write his phone number on the receipt rather than openly saying, "Hey, Brittany! How have you been? We catch up later? "
Elmoo_fml 16
If the waitress was an old friend, the boyfriend and the waitress would have probably said something to each other, even if she was busy. Not to mention the fact that the boyfriend would have probably told OP. Feeling sorry for you, OP.
brad42013 3
Well that is true. But that still doesn't completely rule out that it might be an old friend. Maybe he was being polite to OP by not telling her about the waitress cause he didn't want her to be jealous. My fiancé gets jealous when I talk to my best friend who just happens to an ex gf. But we don't have feelings for each other anymore. But in any case. I just don't think it should be ruled out.
gracehi 33
Okay, so let's SUPPOSE by stretching our imaginations beyond the ability of Mr Fantastic that the waitress was an on old friend and the boyfriend didn't mention it because he was afraid his girlfriend might be jealous. What's to stop the WAITRESS from openly greeting her old friend?
Pandacupcakelove 26
If it was an old friend, he wouldn't have secretly given her his number, they would have communicated like normal people.
babe7260 30
Exactly!!!!!!
gracehi 33
That was very bold of him to do that when you were sitting at the same table as him, which probably means he's cheated on you a LOT. Dump his ass, and if he cries, laugh in his face.
xAmiex1994 0
Haha better than what happened with me! the buttcrack told me that he doesnt want to be in a relationship anymore then asked me to hold his bag and papers so that he wouldnt look like a nerd while talking to another girl he's now dating .. You'll get over it OP :D
Tritribaby 0
Wicked dumb of a guy to give a number to a chick when he is out with his girl. Leave the ass and get someone better.