Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking to my friend's Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML
Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares, and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, I dressed up as a ghost and walked down the street to meet my friends. A dog somehow got loose and decided my "flowy" costume was the perfect chew toy. I spent the evening dodging an overly enthusiastic dog and getting barked at. FML
Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML
Today, I went to my first ever party as a freshman, with friends from my dorm. There was a dance floor, and despite never having danced in public before, I put my best efforts into my dance moves… only to end up dislocating my knee. It's safe to say I won't be winning any dance contests anytime soon. FML
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justmethough 8
Just go with it..
TehShowstopper 6
you dont tell them that though
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Comments (93)
SoultheWolf 19
Stop trying to dance as Lady GaGa then.
monique8axel 6
Do I hear thriller?
FlashBurn 13
At least it's nothing like the 'Creep' with Niki Minaj from The Lonely Island... though that might go great with a zombie costume!
Devin91 20
Let them think what they want works better for you
infamous1212 10
Elaine?
Z03y 7
Who is this irrestibles creature who has an insaciable love for the dead?
kims0706 10
Solution- go to all parties as a zombie, even prom
Fortius 6
If nobody knew that, it's all good!
thecovert 7
Elaine?
tit4tat22 3
Maybe start punching and kicking people when you extend your arms and legs. If they ask, tell them it's all part of the zombie dance!