Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking to my friend's Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML
Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares, and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, I dressed up as a ghost and walked down the street to meet my friends. A dog somehow got loose and decided my "flowy" costume was the perfect chew toy. I spent the evening dodging an overly enthusiastic dog and getting barked at. FML
Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML
Today, I went to my first ever party as a freshman, with friends from my dorm. There was a dance floor, and despite never having danced in public before, I put my best efforts into my dance moves… only to end up dislocating my knee. It's safe to say I won't be winning any dance contests anytime soon. FML
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justmethough 8
Just go with it..
TehShowstopper 6
you dont tell them that though
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Comments (93)
DocBastard 40
You're lucky no one cut your head off with a chainsaw. No, not because you looked like a zombie, but because your dancing sucked.
anoellem 1
This seems a little extreme
Sumo69 9
I don't like angry Doc he scares the shit out of me
DocBastard 40
What, isn't that how you kill zombies? Wow, no sense of humour, you people.
seriouslythat 6
This is the first time I've seen doc actually thumbed down
ebonyirony 29
Doc, thats how I kill bad dancers. They spin right onto the blade. Zombies? I'm more into guns for that. Don't wanna get too close.
PrincessPesa 20
Dead woman dancing. Great job! Try stretching out first. Or, do as I do: shake all your spazziest dance moves out while you're still at home getting ready. Just loosen up and lose the stiff upper...limbs?
Hiphuray4peas 27
"'Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night..."
KiddNYC1O 22
That's what I thought as well. Pretty cool when all the zombies dance in sync.
fthislyfe 22
Epic comment is epic
fuqsam 5
I started singing this as soon as I read this FML hahaha now it's going to be stuck in my head for days!!! Hahaha
quontag 15
You should dress like a zombie more often.
PrincessPesa 20
Oh, OP. I feel you. I've been told I dance like Elaine from Seinfeld. Opposite end of the spectrum, equally as awkward (if not more so)...
LSS_fml 18
No way that's not bad, that's fricken awesome!
Sumo69 9
That just made me laugh lol thank you so much
iranoutofnames 6
Not anymore!
wlfmanjack 5
maybe you danced like zombies in thriller. if so that is awesome
Trisha_aus 15
Can you make a living out of that? Kids like zombies no?
glee_club 0
Don't worry I can't dance either. The first time I danced in front of my one friend she seriously thought I was in pain and told me to sit down and relax.