Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking to my friend's Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML
Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares, and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, I dressed up as a ghost and walked down the street to meet my friends. A dog somehow got loose and decided my "flowy" costume was the perfect chew toy. I spent the evening dodging an overly enthusiastic dog and getting barked at. FML
Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML
Today, I went to my first ever party as a freshman, with friends from my dorm. There was a dance floor, and despite never having danced in public before, I put my best efforts into my dance moves… only to end up dislocating my knee. It's safe to say I won't be winning any dance contests anytime soon. FML
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Top comments
justmethough 8
Just go with it..
TehShowstopper 6
you dont tell them that though
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Comments (93)
ThatEmoVeganChic 0
Next time go as Micheal Jasckson
USMC_Marine01 9
wow um no words
carlowry16 4
Haha! You should have just gone with it
MMAJUNKIE559 2
Ha ha no worries
Pmartin 5
Who was your teacher now you know why
bobbos100 2
Have u seen Elaine from the old Seinfeld show? She had great dance moves too
ChickInGreenVans 12
Don't come here acting like you didn't enjoy the attention.. Seems like you've been lacking attention.. Take it in it's all yours.. Seems you enjoy it anyways!!
mariaealvarez 1
How DO they dance?! Haha
stevenmx86 8
You are probably reading entirely too much into it... You were dressed as a zombie.. Your dancing became zombie dancing because of that... If you were a turkey they would've called it turkey dancing .. Everyone isn't always out to hurt you..
Omnomnomnivore 10
At least your horrible dancing was disguised by your costume