Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over two hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, I spent nearly an hour helping a customer pick out an engagement ring. I rang him up, picked out a super cute box for the ring, and wished him luck. Later I realized I never put the ring inside the box. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, because my fiancé is criminally incompetent at budgeting, I'm now having to pay the first installment for my own wedding ring. FML
Today, I finally had enough money to buy my girlfriend an engagement ring, which I was going to pick up after work. On my way to work, I slid on the ice and crashed into a parked vehicle. The damage to my car is almost twice the amount of the ring. FML
Today, I’ve been the proud owner of an engagement ring for about 7 hours, and I’ve just spent the last 4 of them desperately searching for the damn thing, as I’ve lost it already. I daren’t tell my partner, since he was so sure I’d lose it, he'd told me to put it in our safe, and I stubbornly refused. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
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Knockyoudown 0
Ouch, that sucks but you can always pay her back.
voodootrucker 0
I'm going to remember that trick
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Knockyoudown 0
Ouch, that sucks but you can always pay her back.
MsTs1 0
YDI, what kind of dumbass buys a DIAMOND RING for a bitch who's just going to divorce you in 8 months or less, **** that bitch, buy yourself a nice new car instead
fmlAllStar7274 0
wow. just wow. Obviously either u r gay, or no girl has ever fallen for you.... Thats just sad...
lovexcheer33 0
lmafo. wow dumb ass. someone whose getting MARRIED maybe? hahahah.
MasterModeraor 0
Shes not having sex with you for a while now...
mzmartinez92 0
wtf, its just a mistake dude
zim2411 0
This doesn't even really suck. There should be a third option, "not really an fml." You are getting married, and are very likely going to start working together financially. So who cares?
GoneRebel 0
Dude, YDI not because you forgot your wallet. but because you fail at being french. French people are supposed to be the most romantic people on the planet. FAIL at FRENCHNESS
NDnation44 0
http://www.ihateyounatalie.com/?id=1678835 save a life today
frege_fml 0
15, gay guys have way, way more class than this loser.
PrettyVal 0
holy crap...who the hell dumped you? everybody?
ilikefish 0
I agree with #12.
Xero3g 5
I don't there's a video man. I already hacked through.
MsTs1 0
YDI, what kind of dumbass buys a DIAMOND RING for a bitch who's just going to divorce you in 8 months or less, **** that bitch, buy yourself a nice new car instead
This_Quiet_Storm 0
Maybe he wants the woman he LOVES and is planning to MARRY to have something beautiful and meaningful? I'm all about being practical and would never demand expensive jewelry. But if he WANTS to do it, then he WANTS to do it! Jesus. Stop being jealous your boyfriend didn't get you the ring you wanted. ;)
princess243 0
that sucks
chimmy 0
You could have put it on layaway. Besides, you are starting your life together, I hope you'll be able to pay her back eventually.
EMR_fml 0
This sound like a custom made ring and most jewelers require a deposit on custom pieces.
tehefyl 0
you can always pay her back after :] and it's not like she's paying for the whole thing
divineinstrument 2
Yeah obviously he's gonna pay her back no problem, but OP would have felt quite embarassed, which is why is life is ******
voodootrucker 0
I'm going to remember that trick
Colby_Colbert 0
no rimjob 4u 2night mister
cucuto89 0
COol Story BRo
summer66_fml 0
i hope you payed her back.....and you couldve put it on layaway you know......
CouchPotato47 0
hahaha...thats pretty awesome, i wouldve killed to see the look on her face haha...another great site is thetoolbucket.com and fwhyme.com
Nacirema20 0
wat a lovely fiance u r!! :-/ YDI.