Today, while looking through the camera my boyfriend got me, I found a video of a girl giving him head. After screaming at him about it and breaking up with him, I realized the girl was a drunken me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend video-called me in the middle of the night, drunk after a night out of partying. He told me that he was chatted up by a girl and proudly exclaimed that he told her off, given his status, all the while showing large hickeys on his neck. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me a video on his phone that he'd recorded of us having sex. Furious, I asked him if he'd ever shown it to anyone. His response was, "No, not really, I mean… My roommate walked in on me watching it. Oh, and my dad wanted to know how our relationship was going, I was drunk…" FML
Today, I found a video on my boyfriend's phone of him getting a blowjob. When I confronted him, he panicked and claimed it was me in the video. Then he tried to say it was from before we met, even though in the video he was wearing the watch I bought him for his birthday 3 days ago. FML
Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I cheated on her. I got angry with her, but later used the video to masturbate. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend outside a bar, when a hand on my shoulder yanked me back. I screamed and turned to see my husband glaring at me, with his best friend behind him, recording us on his phone. I'm fucked. FML
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Top comments
ThexFroggyGirl 21
Well damn. Learn to think before you speak, or else stupid shit like that happens.
007type 26
Were you also drunk when you saw the video?
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Comments (135)
PowerRussia 2
That's not classy :/
PleaseStayChill 9
Well at least the guy is free of her crazy ass.
domking1315 20
Not classy at all. See the thing about being classy is you cant try to be classy. That, my good sir, is not classy at all...
lebronesque73091 12
How would you not be able to recognize yourself? You must've been really shitfaced.
GatherTheMice 15
Today, my girlfriend bitched me out and broke up with me after finding a video of a girl giving me head on the camera I gave her. The girl in the video was her when she was drunk. FML
FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29
Not at all.
ThexFroggyGirl 21
Well damn. Learn to think before you speak, or else stupid shit like that happens.
staceyvan1991 3
I agree
chatoyant_fml 12
I'm guessing she never even bother to listen to him trying to explain the girl was her.
LaPush_ 7
I agree, typical girls ^^
rocketiquette 20
That's why I don't get along with many girls. Most of them are such dramatic dumbasses... It makes my head hurt.
doctorhook86 25
84: Unfortunately, that's typically an excuse made by a person who doesn't get along well with most guys either.
xXKaanaXx 7
51 and 84, I have no idea why there are so many thumbs down for yours! I completely agree. And girls out there, thumbing down more just assures our feelings. Calm the hell down, think about it. At least once, you've been way too dramatic. Most likely more than once.
Enslaved 38
You still have a reason to be upset, if he filmed you without your knowledge.
feldco1 17
OP might now remember it.
loserman67 36
Who are you, Hulk Hogan?
feldco1 17
*not. Damn autocorrect.
TurtleSmile 14
I doubt the court of law would believe that she didn't know about the camera if she can't even remember what she did during.
007type 26
Maybe he was drunk as well.
SaniK 17
Stupid, he was either drunk too or she shouldn't have got drink in the first place.
joeyl1990 28
@Sanik, why shouldn't she have been drunk if her boyfriend wasn't? He could have been the DD. Or maybe he doesn't drink.
007type 26
Were you also drunk when you saw the video?
onlychildFTW 34
How could she. It recognize herself. She really needs to be more observant, or more sober before she looks at videos. I feel bad for her bf because he didn't deserve that. I'm sure she would have known he had taken a video.
BellaBelle_fml 23
68- You're comment is chalked-full of fail.
kofeinisti 6
Why do you even bother commenting if "you're" comment is "chalked-full" of fail as well?
DingoCJ 15
I'm guessing you're one of those girls that doesn't usually give head?
jokesta187 11
That mans poor soul.
ManInTheMachine 20
OP: Who is that girl in the video, and WHY is she wearing my clothes? Boyfriend: Babe, that's-- OP:That's who? You cheating bastard! Boyfriend: No, it's y-- OP: Y? Whose name starts whith a y? Boyfriend: **** it, I'll save you the trouble. We're done. *walks out* OP: I knew it! I knew you were cheating on me, you bastard! Methinks you are a presumptuous bitch, OP. Bu why was he filming you? And why don't you seem to be bothered by that?
ManInTheMachine 20
*But
fabulosogurlee 7
You should have used your head before breaking up with him.
007type 26
Break-up head.
loserman67 36
She did, unfortunately she only used it once and not twice.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
She was so busy with his head she forgot to use her own..
loserman67 36
Ahhhhh, to have been a fly on the wall... "HOW COULD YOU LET THAT BITCH DO THAT TO YOU! LOOK AT THAT UGLY ****, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU LET A FAT, HOMELY BITCH SUCK ON YOUR ****, GET The **** out you assho.... Hummm, I'm sorry baby, I.... Baby, Honey... where are you going? It was just a joke... come on..." Brain in gear before mouth in motion saves a lot of embarrassment!
emeraldisle 30
Perhaps that's a sign to stop drinking.
ICastillo 25
We all do dumb shit when we're ****** up.
emilyjgraham 34
not all of us. people should stick to their limits if they don't want stupid stuff to happen!
emeraldisle 30
44 - we do but this is definitely a sign that she needs to quit drinking.
TotallyAradical 14
Or stop giving head.
evig_fml 16
^ truly an evil suggestion
ICastillo 25
People calm down I was just rephrasing Mike Tyson from the movie The Hangover.
mfischer 17
It's ok 44, I got it.
Ks22 4
He still took video of you without your knowledge
obviousboy 8
It's far more likely she forgot it was taken, considering she didn't remember blowing him in the first place.