Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
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piderman13 0
YDI for not stopping him. how can hitting your head against the table end well?
livingdeadgirl 0
Oh **** that you should have beaten the shit out of him until his nose was broken too and had chipped teeth.
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Comments (87)
artisticlicense 0
i completely understand how annoying it is to have chips in your teeth since I used to have some myself, but I don't quite understand: he slipped and you fell? how is that possible?
lym777 0
What kinds of friends do you have?
mattypants 0
He should owe you double, the time it took to fix the tooth the first time and then pay for getting both filled in. But yeah that sucks...
ffpoisongirl 0
He'd better AT LEAST go halfs with you. I understand it was a joke, but he not only undid work you paid for, but also worsened the damage AND physically harmed you.
tWitt3rBuG 0
Agree with #14. Next time, rather get new friends!
icedrake523 2
Nice friend. Kick him in the nuts.
lnm701 0
WTF is wrong with your friend, and with you for letting him?? Make him pay for that shit, then give him a solid punch in the face.
officialk 0
dan, is that you?
officialaccount 0
I doubt this is real, you would have to be horribly calcium deficient to chip a took by falling.
nikkirito 0
Uhmmmm, why would your friend be hitting your head against the table? Why would that be funny?