Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I had a fancy dinner date with a really hot guy. Near the end of our meal, he asked if I wanted to go back to his place. As soon as we walked in the door, he started a religious debate with his roommate. It's been 45 minutes and it's still going. FML
Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who insisted that I go with him to his friend's house party to meet people and socialize, as I'm new to the city. When I got there, I realised he had invited two other girls as his date as well. FML
Today, I went on my first date in over a year, and my best friend popped up at the restaurant uninvited. To make it worse, she pulled up a chair right in between us and started an argument with the bartender. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, my date walked out on me after I told him I was devout in my beliefs, including saving myself until marriage. Apparently, meeting me at Sunday services didn’t twig him to my faith, and he actually thought religious girls were all secret sluts like in the pornos. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You stayed for the second half? Once I hear preaching, whether it’s Christianity, veganism or CrossFit, I yell, “Check, please!”
BurnInDemonFire 39
That's scarier than any horror movie ever made. Keep your distance.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
That's scarier than any horror movie ever made. Keep your distance.
DanielleinDC 34
I hope you found a quick and easy escape. Yikes!
MidnaLink 35
Yeah, just get up and walk.
RichardPencil 32
You stayed for the second half? Once I hear preaching, whether it’s Christianity, veganism or CrossFit, I yell, “Check, please!”
Sinshine 28
Agreed. People can do and believe whatever they want but once they try to aggressively convert people, they stop being worth time. On the positive side, at least he brought them to the first date and saved OP from wasting several days before finding that out.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Hail, brother! Can I interest you in this vegan-friendly, God-fearing exercise regimen? Jesus saved your soul, so why not save your own, and thousands of animals, as well?
DanielleinDC 34
I'm vegan (but an atheist, and I definitely don't do CrossFit, but I do have a regimen), but I found this kinda funny.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Well, two out of three ain't bad.
MiracleKa 5
Next time invite 12 of your girlfriends and come dressed in black robes and a bunch of pentagrams, then ask his family if they've accepted Beelzebub as their judge and tormentor.
Chazzster 32
Unless you are a kid, a date is one on one. If the other person is bringing others it’s a sign you need to cancel and bail out. In the best case, a group date shows the person is either a kid an not allowed on real dates or immature. In the worst case a group date is an ambush situation like yours was.
Phil 14
That's what religious people do.
fde2blknimout 18
As a Christian i am terribly sorry. So what are you doing Sunday morning?
Squidgegg 4
You should've bailed the moment it wasn't one on one.
Compass5000 5
This legitimately sounds like the beginning of an attempt at cult indoctrination. Please stay safe.