Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, I went for a swim in the sea. It was early and I was the only one in the water. I swam out far, then my tummy rumbled big time. Next thing I knew, I'd shat my shorts. It went everywhere. I had to scoop the poop out with my hand and wash it off whilst swimming back to shore. I had to shower afterwards. FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, I was swimming my routine laps at the gym's pool and a man came in and swam in the adjacent lane. While swimming freestyle, I smelled a really nasty fart. Not a minute later, he hurriedly left. I didn't realize what he had done until I saw "floating particles" in the water. FML
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bexox 0
#2- Yes you can swim with a tampon in. You're obviously a guy... You'd be surprised how often this happens! :O Now you know whats in the pool!!!
Ash_770 0
That's kind of one of their purposes...
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Comments (68)
bjb5879 0
swimming costume???
Johdy 0
swimming costume???... o_0
taytayberaw 0
YDI shoulda checked
iluvmybf211 0
**** off, you goddamn Yanks. You can take the English language and butcher the **** out of it, but fact is, "swimming costume" is the proper term.
barmyblonde 6
Yes guys, swimming costume! It's an actual term in the english language!
SnifflyG 9
its not an english term. im from cali. and she doesnt deserve it. who checks everytime? im not a girl though
skyyylines 22
Because Cali = England? Oh..
iCandy2011 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ydi for swimming while u were on ur period.
kstevens29 8
I'm sorry D:
mamacakes25 6
get over the swim costume at least 3 people clarified what it is as if you couldn't guess that is was infact a bathing suit. it was funny the first time. as a chick though that sucks and I could imagine very embrassing but your only human and defiantly not the first ;)
EffYoLife 14
WTF