Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought it would be fun to join my friends for a game of paintball. I got shot in the same spot three times in a row. It turned out to be my own team, who mistook me for the enemy because I was wearing… camouflage. FML
Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML
Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML
Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML
Today, it was my friend's paintball party and we were doing it in a forest nearby. When I arrived at his house, his parents said they already started, so I geared up and went out there to find that there was a note on a tree. It said 'Sorry', and then twenty people jumped from bushes and ambushed me. FML
Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML
Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML
Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML
Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minutes into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloaded into me from behind, and snarled, "That's for knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML
Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML
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henrylikestreats 22
I'm just trying to figure out how you got cornered in a forest...
LeashaJoy5595 28
Take pride in the fact that the only way they could take you down, is by teaming up. Congrats on your awesomeness!
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Comments (88)
matdun101 19
It's time for revenge! Tie them up while they sleep. Wake them up with cold water then get your mom to watch as you lean forward, whisper in their ears "The Lannister's send their regards" and proceed to shoot them in the chest! For advanced grudge holders use a knife and not a paintball gun.
SweetasCandy0609 28
#11 you seriously need to chill that is going entirely WAY to far you sound borderline psychotic.
Retaheki 27
Kudos for the Game of Thrones reference, but poorly executed.
hannakin 16
Word
mattyiscool123 26
No
condor216 15
There is absolutely no chill with you is there?
Puffpie 24
Ouch :( sorry op. Hope you feel better!
Jordstar34 13
YDI Ive been paint balling and id corner you to if you didn't get shot ? I Got Shot Pointblank in my arm and it started bleeding ?
cheeeksss 29
Is everything you say a question?
Britt125 16
Did it? Why are you asking us? How are we supposed to know?
SweetasCandy0609 28
#17 do you not know the difference between a period and and question mark? maybe you should proof read your stuff before posting it.
Retaheki 27
"Maybe you should proof read," says the person that had to fix their last comment in a separate commment.
SweetasCandy0609 28
yes I did #56 but at least I did fix mine.
_3rdeye 10
and this is why I refuse to play paintball.
amileah13 26
That's awesome that you didn't get hit in the game, but ouch! Boo siblings huh!
buckdharma 38
At least you didn't develop a yellow streak while developing a yellow streak.
Saltypumpking 12
Too much CoD?
CaptainCore993 19
You did not actually get hit in the game which is surprising.But,dang that hurts a lot.
sk8rdud3 24
How does one get cornered in a forest
thejimler 9
Either the trees grow too close together or you are too fat to pass through, either way works.
GRubi 17
You('re) butthurt?