Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, it's been a day since I've went on a date with a girl I liked. She didn't contact me back, so I presumed that she wasn't interested. I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket, and felt very excited. It was a McDonald's app notification. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I went all out for a date with the girl of my dreams. I planned a romantic horse ride along a ridge down to a scenic valley for a picnic at sunset. Turns out she’s absolutely terrified of horses, and heights make her queasy. We ended up at the only restaurant nearby, McDonald’s. FML
Today, I went on a date with a great girl; we went out to dinner and saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to my car to find out that a homeless man had broken the window, climbed into it, and was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML
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Top comments
MrHallmark 0
Don't be so bloody cheap. Take her to Olive Garden or something.
FMLephant 2
Real dates don't have drive-thru windows. Take her some place nice next time OP.
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Comments (244)
makenaaa 0
high maintenanceee..
Ismellwin 0
Agreed.
soldier4life_88 0
maybe she's just a bit high maintenance!!
xgetxbentx 13
I wouldn't call not wanting fast food on a first date high maintenance. first dates should be a tad more special, it doesn't need to be expensive, but fast food is kind of a flop lol. now, expecting a five star/expensive restaraunt, that's high maintenance.
soldier4life_88 0
107 I gotta agree with you on that one!!
gabrielleangeliq 0
Why are people being so materialistic? The OP sounds like a teenager and probably doesn't have "fine dining" money. At least he tried.
Pantaloons 0
welcome to the internet
maybaybe 0
Well she's got a point.
MrHallmark 0
Coming from the dumb bitch who insulted the Olive Garden. I laugh at retards on the internet.
dezinspaaace 0
dang...well this time ask her out and dont bring her to any fast food restaurants. personally i love mcdonalds (:
PhoenixFiend 0
Thank you! Someone with a picture who obviously isn't a fatass who enjoys McDonalds. McDonalds is tasty and delicious :D
dezinspaaace 0
its the best! :D
The_Bassist 0
Oh she fancy, huh?
dezinspaaace 0
WIN.
soldier4life_88 0
maybe a little!! ;-)
Pantaloons 0
to long. did not read
soldier4life_88 0
holy crap!! that was probably the most worthless comment I've ever read!!
amazinglover69 0
hey if that's what you can afford well ur life suck haha fyl
Pantaloons 0
i assume you couldnt afford a shirt?
Enderspeaker 2
buuuuuurn
irockfendergirl 0
33- Just because someone may not have money, it doesn't mean their life sucks. I feel sorry for anyone who thinks that. According to your profile, it shows you are 14- if that's the case, I doubt you have money of your own. I'm sure mommy and daddy buy you what you want. Therefore, your life must suck too.
heroesgleealias 0
get over it guys
ChibiChibi_fml 28
irockfendergirl I think that 33 was just saying that because the voting options are I agree, your life sucks or You Deserve It. They were indicating that they didn't feel the OP deserved this not necessarily implying there is nothing good in the OPs life.
oliver86 8
You're in the Mcfriendzone
underguarded 20
WIN