Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML
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MrHallmark 0
Don't be so bloody cheap. Take her to Olive Garden or something.
FMLephant 2
Real dates don't have drive-thru windows. Take her some place nice next time OP.
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Comments (244)
papaya_master 4
I'm not saying that McDonalds is bad, but it isn't very classy of you to take a girl out for your (presumably first) date. No wonder she didn't think it was a date.
unfortunate_13 5
indeed, if mcdonalds is a date, going to the supermarket together is too.
Makaylahh 0
it's not that serious bro.
Peasanthunter_fml 0
She is right...
Peasanthunter_fml 0
Lol olive garden has the worst chefs. You don't want me to go into further detail...
allichap2012 0
I'm sorry, I don't get how you all think she's "high maintenance" If I'm on a date with a guy, I think it should be in a nice restaurant not expensive but not fast food either. When you go on a date your trying to show someone you like them...to me, fast food doesn't show that...at all. I see OP "dates" side on this
Mirorbo 27
Darling, have you SEEN the price of movie tickets, popcorn, and drinks? If OP was going to take her to a fancy restaurant afterward, that would be edging towards $100 or more for a date that apparently never was.
dudehaha 4
haha lol all i can say
ktlibero11 0
I've been to a movie then Mcdonalds with the guy I like twice. lets just hope he's not the one who wrote this. haha.
guestxxx 0
87, you're fine so long as you didn't remark about how lame it is to go to McDonald's on a date. :P
Limetonic 1
if you thought you were on a date, why the hell did you go to mcdonalds?
jmkxo 0
I met the greatest person I have ever met at McDonalds! don't be hating!
daleftw 0
YDI. Unless you are like 14.