Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML
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Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
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Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
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Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, it's been a day since I've went on a date with a girl I liked. She didn't contact me back, so I presumed that she wasn't interested. I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket, and felt very excited. It was a McDonald's app notification. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I went all out for a date with the girl of my dreams. I planned a romantic horse ride along a ridge down to a scenic valley for a picnic at sunset. Turns out she’s absolutely terrified of horses, and heights make her queasy. We ended up at the only restaurant nearby, McDonald’s. FML
Today, I went on a date with a great girl; we went out to dinner and saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to my car to find out that a homeless man had broken the window, climbed into it, and was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML
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MrHallmark 0
Don't be so bloody cheap. Take her to Olive Garden or something.
FMLephant 2
Real dates don't have drive-thru windows. Take her some place nice next time OP.
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Comments (244)
srgsk9 9
You probably were and she was trying to tell you something.
BWill9014 4
I think you're over thinking this... you went to a movie first so it's not like you only went to McDonalds... so I think it could still be considered a date hmmm idk I would ask her out again and feel out if she considers you guys dating or not
woodrow68oo 2
she probably knew it was a date and was "remarking" to let you know how she felt about it.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
McDonalds and a movie w/treats can add up to expensive to a teenager. Especially considering he might not have a car. Fancy restaurants require fancy dress as well. I would not expect to see 2 young teens alone at a 5 star restaurant on a date...unless they are from wealthy families. If OP is an adult someplace nicer would be better, there are great interesting restaurants under 5 stars. Put more thought into it next time, that is what is more important.
tucklet 0
haha show tess
exiledTexan 0
you probably were on a date until you took her to McDonalds....
zombiekitten87 12
I think she was trying to give you a hint, there, Casanova
tboudre 0
You *WERE* on a date until you pulled up to McDonald's.
roydawgg 3
please tell me you are 13-15 years old. please don't tell me you are 16 to 18 years old
Olay_JnAY 0
Why? Just why ? Did u take her to micky ds.... Uqh. Please dont tell me you order off the dollar menu :/