Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
Today, I went out with my best friend to McDonald's for a late night snack. Turns out she lied to me and just used me to pick up the boy she likes so they could go stargazing. I'm now laying beside them as they look at the stars and make out. I just want fries. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, it's been a day since I've went on a date with a girl I liked. She didn't contact me back, so I presumed that she wasn't interested. I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket, and felt very excited. It was a McDonald's app notification. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I went all out for a date with the girl of my dreams. I planned a romantic horse ride along a ridge down to a scenic valley for a picnic at sunset. Turns out she’s absolutely terrified of horses, and heights make her queasy. We ended up at the only restaurant nearby, McDonald’s. FML
Today, I went on a date with a great girl; we went out to dinner and saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to my car to find out that a homeless man had broken the window, climbed into it, and was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML
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MrHallmark 0
Don't be so bloody cheap. Take her to Olive Garden or something.
FMLephant 2
Real dates don't have drive-thru windows. Take her some place nice next time OP.
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Comments (244)
soldier4life_88 0
oops posted that last comment under the wrong person!! sorry
I_R_Genius 3
Okay, there is two types of groping. Do you mean "groping" in a sexual way or "groping" in a phsyical way, like holding hands, hugging, etc?
Mort74 0
Only different definitions: "date" for a boy: preparation to get each other closer (either known for romance or, more likely, bodily). "date" for a girl: romantic dinner, ideal with candles, red wine, and expensive food. Either to improve inferiority complex with a good looking stranger, or as kind of foreplay with someone they're (almost) together already. (btw, does anyone else miss a "so what?" vote button?)
underguarded 20
At least she spent time with you. That should mean something .
MrHallmark 0
Coming from the dumb bitch who insulted the Olive Garden. I laugh at retards on the internet.
givants 0
amen, WTF like your going To take someone to a super expensive place on the first date
gabrielleangeliq 0
You look like that old American Idol contestant, Constantine.
miamor2011 0
That sucks!
PeteyPablo12308 20
Maybe she was trying to tell you something... I happen to like McDonalds :-P
IFightFoos 0
Or maybe she thought the movies was a date and then McDonalds was just....I dunno man. At the very least, you still have a chance with her.