Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
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SarahMae2014 10
i would've walked right up and knocked on the door and whenever the dorr opened walk up to the other girl and say, "oh, you must be his cousin...i'm his girlfriend"
j4gerb0mblitz 6
bush wookie
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Comments (104)
X_Codes 11
Every girl that complains about their crush/boyfriend/fiance/husband gets a YDI from me, because you picked a loser treats you badly. You are fully capable of leaving at ANY time.
RandomChickXD 0
Totally agreed!!
iLOLatURpain69 7
That's sexist, what about a guy complaining about his girl? Is it an FYL then? Do you think it's always the chicks fault?
goshpeople 4
If the abuse or bad treatment or disrespect started gradually, and the guy showed no signs of being a loser when they got together, then such situations are still FMLs even if the girl does leave right away. She fell in love (presumably), got her heart stomped on, and wasted a lot of time on a douchebag. Other than that, yeah, there is a bit of fault on her side if she continues taking the abuse and stays with the guy... but even then can you really say she DESERVES to be treated that way?
audreyy062 2
#12, well lets just say they cheated or something. sure the guys a scumbag but it still hurts the other party. since they were innocent in the situation, they SHOULDNT deserve it.
ramband2009 0
If they stay after the discover the guy is a cheating loser, then yes, but someone who is just finding out has every right to gripe about it.
TheAftermath 0
You should have jumped out and said "Surprise!!!"
A7X_LoVeee 10
YDI for obeying him and not having a backbone.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Precisely :P
gurpreet 5
this is when you give him the finger and go home
livlafluv100 2
asshole.
borbaker 2
That sucks. I hope that he gets caught. I really Hate when guys do this and I am a guy. Keep your head up and realize that you are better off with out him and are lucky that you caught this before things got more involved.
BADDiam 4
kick his nuts as simple as abc
msilvs 0
I hope for the sake of your dignity you realized hiding in a bush is ridiculous and went home?
Monkeyone 0
When his girlfriend is leaving jump out from the bush and tackle her while screaming like a maniac :) it works every time.
xxtru_dreadzxx 0
hahahahahaha!!!!!! bushwacking...
FoxyVixen 4
"it works every time"? So you have experience with hiding in bushes from your boyfriend's girlfriend? ;P
ImInABox 6
Let's not beat around the bush.. And just tell his girlfriend.
MangoRico1 1
two in the bush is worth.....