naas1201
🌶️ Spicy
It's not working
Today, and ever since the beginning of our couples' therapy, my wife and I don't do it anymore. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nogent-sur-Marne, France 🌶️ Spicy
Classico
Today, it's been 3 years since my wife told me we should take a break from sex. We haven't touched each other since. FML
Anonymous
Chatswood, Australia
Today, my husband and I finally agreed on something: marriage counseling. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Stuck in a rut
Today, I realised my wife has been slowly phasing out most elements of our previously active and inventive sex life. These days, it's missionary once a month or she tells me to whack one off by myself in the bathroom. When did we get so boring? FML
ohyey
Norway 🌶️ Spicy
Dead bed
Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
Unhappily Ever After
Littleton, United States
Like the deserts miss the rain
Today, my wife of 18 years and I went to a party. We arrived and left separately, and didn't even talk to one another while there. I miss her. FML
Hassan_been_laid
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Red flag
Today, things have gotten so bad with my wife that we both used the smell and sound of outside traffic as an excuse to not have anniversary sex. FML
tigger2013
Cheltenham, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML
._.
Letchworth, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML
Sapphire Mills
🌶️ Spicy
Today, it's my 2-year wedding anniversary. It also marks 2 years since my wife told me, "We're married now we don't need to have sex anymore." FML
Own goal
Netherlands
Fixed it
Today, my fiance finally began seeing a therapist, after months of my begging him to. The therapist convinced him that he and I had "irreconcilable differences" so now he's asked for the ring back. FML
Top comments
Jaymail 19
This should probably be my own FML but our 36 year old Daughter is an only child because that was the last time my Wife allowed me to be intimate with her. She is otherwise a good spouse for me.
Brightside86 31
Sounds like you have a roommate instead of a wife.
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Jaymail 19
This should probably be my own FML but our 36 year old Daughter is an only child because that was the last time my Wife allowed me to be intimate with her. She is otherwise a good spouse for me.
julfunky 29
Well shit.
kenken5 16
Is this something your therapist is asking of you? If so, it’s for a reason! Take the right steps now so your marriage survives and thrives!
Brightside86 31
Sounds like you have a roommate instead of a wife.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Keep one eye on that therapist.
Mathalamus 25
Stop thinking of yourself.
wellthatsunfortunate 10
If your therapist recommended that, stick to that advice. If not, ask yourself if it is more important or worse than what you went to therapy for in the first place. If it is bothering you so much, bring it up in therapy but not in a "I don't get it from you anymore" kind of way gut rather a "I would like to know what is bothering you / what is wrong" kind of way. Be sensitive!
uniformed 13
sounds like u need to get u a side peice
Doom_Kitty 14
I don't see a problem here. Women statistically want more sex when everything is fine and all problems solved. Men statistically tend to relieve stress via sex. You're adults: find a middle way and talk about it.