Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML
Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take my mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly ate the last of it, looked up smiling and said, "Thanks!" The soup dribbled out of my mouth and onto his hand. FML
Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant, where the chefs cook the food right in front of you. Our chef tossed an egg in the air, but sadly didn't catch it. Don't worry though, my hair got it instead. FML
Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, while serving a rather large party at the restaurant where I work, I mentioned that the soup of the day was "to die for". After the hosts gave me weird looks, it dawned on me that the reason they were wearing all black is because they've just come back from a funeral. FML
Today, I tried to cook an extra healthy, vegetable filled meal for my boyfriend and I. Not only did we notice the vegetables were off a little too late, but he also found my hair in his bowl. We had to settle for turkey dinosaurs and spaghetti loops instead. FML
Today, I was cutting a little boy's hair at the hairdressers where I work. While cutting his bangs, I noticed his forehead was surprisingly warm. When I asked him if he felt OK, he threw up all over my gown. I think he had some broccoli today. FML
Today, I went out to eat with some friends. I ordered a cocktail with my meal. I got carded, but had left my ID at home. Instead, I took my hat off to show that I'm bald. It worked. FML
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Top comments
Mandy_fml 0
Ugh, I once found a tiny black curly hair in my McDonalds burger. My friends nicknamed it the 'Pube Burger' I feel for you.
Freeze_fml 17
Yup, he sued the restaurant because there was a hair in his soup. You must be a genius.
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Comments (115)
micery 0
Ew
gun6slinger9 9
maybe it is your hair
micery 0
?
Pointy130 0
Yes, very much ew. Also, lawsuit-able.
cowgod 0
crab soup! yummmy
pwincessa23 1
Ever heard of a sous chef????!!!
_Paul_88 0
ball soup anyone?
9010649 3
LOL
girlslikeboyz 0
ROFL ! AHAHAHA
vollyball921 0
tragdor! lol
ryguy1997 0
eyelash? doh.
EdailEcstacy 0
lol did you do something that pissed them off?? lol ever watched Waiting... lol that movies funny and gross.... haha
colts609380 7
wonder where it was from..... lol jk SICK!
Christina_Love 1
Well, Did the soup taste good at least?
pikmin5764 18
It could be chest hair?
MagicalPegicorn 0
arm pit hair?
mikeyceroooo 0
or even a arm hair if he has long, you know, arm hair
BoarderBoy15 0
wow
HahaHillarious1 0
or worse. could be australian hair, yanno the kind from DOWN UNDER. sorry to any aussies out there. joke just fits. ps what is an australian kiss? a french kiss down under. sorry agai. aussies. :)
Dr_Jalepenos 0
nose hair?
delude 26
Pretty sure there was more than one chef
killerviral 0
pube soup anyone that's hilarious fyl 2nd
Freeze_fml 17
Uh, 3rd. And more like 100th since a whole bunch of comments mysteriously disappeared.
ladiesman14 0
tired of all the 12 year old moderators removing comments. this site is becoming lame. the comments are what most people on the earth come to fml for. the moderators are ruining fml's business model and future ipo plans.
captaintaco 0
your picture annoys me everytime I see it. no offense, but change it
ihavenoname123 0
Same. Your pic makes me wanna gag way worse than I did when I read the FML.
Ajjas013 6
NIGHTMARES!!! AHHH *Pelts computer with candy* Change your pic NOW!!@@!!
courtney680 17
I highly doubt your a ladys man. So change you pic. And your name pisses me off. I doubt any girl would touch you even with a 10 foot pole.
HermonieGranger 0
*Gags* FYL
babyveronica 0
that's just nasty lol
_Annonymous_ 0
I read that with clevelands "accent" lol
rOBboCOp 0
ewwww wtf did u sue that restaurent???!?!?
Freeze_fml 17
Yup, he sued the restaurant because there was a hair in his soup. You must be a genius.
gtdoll 0
he couldve sued if there was a Pube there. which it probably was.
theroxors19 12
9, that is legal grounds to sure a restaurant.
Jade94_fml 0
That's nasty!! FYL. Did you pay? I wouldn't have..
devilninjapanda 0
lmfao
hummingbug 2
you must be real lucky OP because hair floats so you must have avoided the hair that would have been on the top the whole time. nice. p.s. fyl
Mandy_fml 0
Ugh, I once found a tiny black curly hair in my McDonalds burger. My friends nicknamed it the 'Pube Burger' I feel for you.