Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant, where the chefs cook the food right in front of you. Our chef tossed an egg in the air, but sadly didn't catch it. Don't worry though, my hair got it instead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant. While the chef was throwing food at us, I was getting ready for my turn. He tossed a piece of broccoli at me, I leaned back to catch it, completely falling off my chair. I knocked everything over and had the packed restaurant laughing at me. FML
Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML
Today, I was eager to learn how to use chopsticks, as I was in a nice Chinese restaurant and had ordered noodles. As I was visibly struggling to eat, the server brought me a fork. When I reached for it, I flicked a noodle into a lady's soup at the next table. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML
Today, I cracked an egg which turned out to have an extremely thin shell, so at first contact with the bowl, it came apart in my hand and the contents glooped right through my fingers, all the way down the kitchen cabinet, into a half-open drawer, as well as onto the floor and underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, I found out you really can burn down a kitchen by boiling an egg. FML
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KatrinaKitten 16
Omg, my FML GOT POSTED! I'd like to thank all the moderators and all the wonderful people in the world!
CommonSenseKarma 17
I've posted 0 because my life is flawless. FML.
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Comments (170)
lemondrink 0
haha that's funny
ilovecookies83 0
The dinner should have been free for you out of common courtesy!
garrettsgirl 0
you never know it could be some secret shampoo!
honeysuckel 0
flip that frown upside down so it's sunny-side up! =)
ahti546 11
:O those chefs NEVER drop anything you should at least get a free meal or something
Tommananaze6T9 4
do u have a perm by chance?
Andrew1122 0
This sounds like it was at Hibachi or Benihana's
slightlypyro1996 4
this happened to my sisters prom dress on prom night.
BVB_Army 0
44- They often throw little bits of the food to you to catch in your mouth. So I have no idea why in the hell this is an FML.
StudMuffinette 17
44- yeah!! i been there like a thousand times and they never screw up
changetheworld 0
Wow.. I've been to so many places like that and I've never even heard of them messing up either. Must have been the new guy.
Randuhh_17 4
did the dude, laugh and squeeze the "fake ketchup bottle horn?" they are hilarious...
redsfan 4
Maybe the chef was secretly not Japanese and therefor did not posses the skill set of the real Japanese chefs...That's the only logical explination.
fmlwmty 0
get over it miss priss it's hair! oh those eggs they make are soo good
Topygrl21 8
75- it sounds like you had something to do with that by the way you worded it.
EvilPotato 15
ah good I was about to get worried about the egg.
ArentICute 0
Well, I hope your food was eggscelent. Sorry for the bad yolks, I'm just frying to be witty.
FacePalm69 0
Those are my favorite resturaunts!
sourgirl101 29
Mine too! I love watching them cook on those hibachis and do those tricks. (:
ImaWiseGuy 5
you egg head!!!
hiyourcute 0
Me too! They're egg-cellent!
InfamousRaider 15
Tokyo habachi mmmmm :)
KatrinaKitten 16
Omg, my FML GOT POSTED! I'd like to thank all the moderators and all the wonderful people in the world!
iRhymeWithHeaven 0
i thought only mongolian resturants did that.
KatrinaKitten 16
Asian restaurants I guess! :) I've never been to a Mongolian restaurant, so who knows?
kittensRfuzzy 1
boys just dont grasp the importance of hair to girls. worth way more than free dessert
flockz 20
i would have dozens of eggs thrown at me for a klondike bar though...
baller2432 0
it's called habachi
Hollywoodgirl79 18
Congrats. I wish I could get an FML posted.
KatrinaKitten 16
Third time was the charm for me!
2ndSucks 15
At least you kept the floor clean op :) I bet the janitor liked you.
Iamnotmyself 17
-3 I helped, I demand a cookie ! Lol congrats, may you have many more sexy fun times.
KiddNYC1O 22
Congratulations, Double K. New York!
gogreen8856 0
congrats!
imOaks 3
So... are you bullshitting us or did this happen?
KatrinaKitten 16
29, I'm not from NEW YORK. I don't have anything filled for that profile thing, so I guess it defaults to NY.
Oreogasm 5
my fml never gets posted. fml.
KatrinaKitten 16
30, "Please don't post any comments which question the validity of an FML." -FML Comment Policy. That's all I want to say. :) :) :) Read it & Weep.
KatrinaKitten 16
I feel like I'm ass-raping the comment's section, so to all you guys, Thanks! You will get your FMLs posted if you keep submitting, because you never know! Don't stop believing. And 26, you can have an egg.
KiddNYC1O 22
36- I didn't say you're from New York or not. Thanks for the insight, though. lol
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
OMG someone who comments on their post lol. I've posted 5 not one got accepted >.>
CommonSenseKarma 17
I've posted 0 because my life is flawless. FML.
Imgonnahaveabf 9
So is the FML true? If so, you must be soooo freakin pissed.
HeartAndSoul2011 0
aww no fair none of mine have been posted and I've had 3 for a long time :(
KyleComeback 0
Was it Osaka? The chefs there do that too.
xXSKYLARXx 0
sorry about your hair haha
8sq 13
haha! i modded this :P!
Complaining 13
73 - Osaka is in Japan, so that's still Japanese...I don't see your point.
sadistmonkey 19
I'm pretty sure the "hibachi" thing where chefs perform tricks in front of customers is an American phenomenon. I'm actually surprised that they do that in Osaka.
commietaco 0
did you mean oosaka? like one of the big cities in japan? pronounced o-o-saka
Zeek63 0
your hair has some great natural talent which is catching things! you should go to a baseball game and let your hair jump up and catch all the foul balls!
coolp3rson 0
were u at Sakura?
willis97 0
ur hot
hiinorcal209 0
lmao
EvilPotato 15
3 keep on catching eggs with your face and your FML dreams will come true.
crowbar_2010 2
here kitty, kitty. lmao juuuuuust kidding. its kinda cool to actually be able to see who posted the fml. idk if it shows the ops profile on a pc but it doesnt on my android.
b_giles123 1
Was it Benihana?
Random_Person88 8
i heard that egg is good for your hair. You shouldn't worry either because in no time it will be shiny and smooth. :D
Doortje 30
Next time, duck. Peking duck.
BeatlesObsessed 12
You know what they say, egg is good for shiny, strong hair!
daisyloo 7
Haha, that hilarious!:) sorry about that though! If you go there again, tell them to not throw the egg at you! FYL:(
Free_Candy 0
Wow, really professional.
ollie179 21
well THAT was lucky. thank god your hair got it!
Poopolicious 5
food must never be wasted.... but now u can try the new egg shampoo
Poopolicious 5
food must never be wasted.... but now u can try the new egg shampoo
flockz 20
did u get free dessert? if so its all good.
otb113 7
at least it didn't fall in your ****
Beebow_fml 5
In? IN?!