Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML
Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take my mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly ate the last of it, looked up smiling and said, "Thanks!" The soup dribbled out of my mouth and onto his hand. FML
Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant, where the chefs cook the food right in front of you. Our chef tossed an egg in the air, but sadly didn't catch it. Don't worry though, my hair got it instead. FML
Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, while serving a rather large party at the restaurant where I work, I mentioned that the soup of the day was "to die for". After the hosts gave me weird looks, it dawned on me that the reason they were wearing all black is because they've just come back from a funeral. FML
Today, I tried to cook an extra healthy, vegetable filled meal for my boyfriend and I. Not only did we notice the vegetables were off a little too late, but he also found my hair in his bowl. We had to settle for turkey dinosaurs and spaghetti loops instead. FML
Today, I was cutting a little boy's hair at the hairdressers where I work. While cutting his bangs, I noticed his forehead was surprisingly warm. When I asked him if he felt OK, he threw up all over my gown. I think he had some broccoli today. FML
Today, I went out to eat with some friends. I ordered a cocktail with my meal. I got carded, but had left my ID at home. Instead, I took my hat off to show that I'm bald. It worked. FML
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Mandy_fml 0
Ugh, I once found a tiny black curly hair in my McDonalds burger. My friends nicknamed it the 'Pube Burger' I feel for you.
Freeze_fml 17
Yup, he sued the restaurant because there was a hair in his soup. You must be a genius.
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Comments (115)
michaelscott69 0
mmmm, todays special: schlong soup
EwigStolz 0
It's called a Dryer sheet bitch!
coolcool101 3
Chia pit
JackStone96 4
That's just gross!!!!! My food at school always seems to have the lunch ladies hair in it. It is gross!!!!! That's y I never eat lunch at school!!!!!
CantusVulpis 12
Once my friend found a nail in her school lunch... Two weeks later it was a hair.
dn5575 0
meh ur all wrong it's probably some shitty hair from his ass crack
alwayslovetolaug 0
that is dirtssss
99MDC 0
Yummy. Extra protein?
crazyleochic 1
where in Dubai is this restaurant :( I live there, don't wanna accidentally go to a place that gross :D
fylorydi1994 0
I lived there last year.. now I miss dubai! ya what restaurant was it?
Famouss55 0
it could be ur hair? or ur waitres/waitor
beastlydevon 0
there was hair inside( literally inside the meat, it was hanging out of it) my triple quarter pounder with cheese from mc donalds, and a piece of glass inside my salad from wendys. I should have sued . skinny kid sues mc donalds, fat people take vengeance on him because he stole their only food. but the glass could have actually cut me.
beastlydevon 0
KurouTenshi 0
LOL did you order the clam chowder special?