Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML
Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take my mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly ate the last of it, looked up smiling and said, "Thanks!" The soup dribbled out of my mouth and onto his hand. FML
Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant, where the chefs cook the food right in front of you. Our chef tossed an egg in the air, but sadly didn't catch it. Don't worry though, my hair got it instead. FML
Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, while serving a rather large party at the restaurant where I work, I mentioned that the soup of the day was "to die for". After the hosts gave me weird looks, it dawned on me that the reason they were wearing all black is because they've just come back from a funeral. FML
Today, I tried to cook an extra healthy, vegetable filled meal for my boyfriend and I. Not only did we notice the vegetables were off a little too late, but he also found my hair in his bowl. We had to settle for turkey dinosaurs and spaghetti loops instead. FML
Today, I was cutting a little boy's hair at the hairdressers where I work. While cutting his bangs, I noticed his forehead was surprisingly warm. When I asked him if he felt OK, he threw up all over my gown. I think he had some broccoli today. FML
Today, I went out to eat with some friends. I ordered a cocktail with my meal. I got carded, but had left my ID at home. Instead, I took my hat off to show that I'm bald. It worked. FML
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Top comments
Mandy_fml 0
Ugh, I once found a tiny black curly hair in my McDonalds burger. My friends nicknamed it the 'Pube Burger' I feel for you.
Freeze_fml 17
Yup, he sued the restaurant because there was a hair in his soup. You must be a genius.
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Comments (115)
rachbat00 0
Holy c
seth787 0
PUBE!!!!!!!!!
ebwaef 0
EW OHMYGOSH UGH I WULD FLIP OUT AND PROBABLY VOMIT
DizzyTizzyy27 5
Calm down. ******* bellend. He didn't die, and he clearly saw it.
Squirta_Scab 0
He put his special pube seasonings in it! That's his secret! The baldness throws you off so you'd never guess it right.
okaydude722 7
oops~
DizzyTizzyy27 5
Why oops? Was it your pube?
an3ph 20
At least you didn't have to work it out from between your teeth with a toothpick.
threer 30
Sue! ^//
DizzyTizzyy27 5
It could have been anyone's though? Just because the chef cooked the food, doesn't mean he's the only one who dealt with it? Waiter, delivery, factory, farm etc So you can only partially blame the chef. Regardless of that, ew.
xRiverSongx 17
*ugly screeching*
Nexdeceptus 2
Was the soup bitter and sticky?