Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML
Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take my mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly ate the last of it, looked up smiling and said, "Thanks!" The soup dribbled out of my mouth and onto his hand. FML
Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant, where the chefs cook the food right in front of you. Our chef tossed an egg in the air, but sadly didn't catch it. Don't worry though, my hair got it instead. FML
Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, while serving a rather large party at the restaurant where I work, I mentioned that the soup of the day was "to die for". After the hosts gave me weird looks, it dawned on me that the reason they were wearing all black is because they've just come back from a funeral. FML
Today, I tried to cook an extra healthy, vegetable filled meal for my boyfriend and I. Not only did we notice the vegetables were off a little too late, but he also found my hair in his bowl. We had to settle for turkey dinosaurs and spaghetti loops instead. FML
Today, I was cutting a little boy's hair at the hairdressers where I work. While cutting his bangs, I noticed his forehead was surprisingly warm. When I asked him if he felt OK, he threw up all over my gown. I think he had some broccoli today. FML
Today, I went out to eat with some friends. I ordered a cocktail with my meal. I got carded, but had left my ID at home. Instead, I took my hat off to show that I'm bald. It worked. FML
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Top comments
Mandy_fml 0
Ugh, I once found a tiny black curly hair in my McDonalds burger. My friends nicknamed it the 'Pube Burger' I feel for you.
Freeze_fml 17
Yup, he sued the restaurant because there was a hair in his soup. You must be a genius.
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Comments (115)
pride90 0
yucknesssss to the maxxx
Mimorie17 12
omgolly was it a pub.???!!! yuuck.!
gomego87 0
meow
Moo_Horse 0
at 68. chirp.
DizzyTizzyy27 5
What would it being a pub have anything to do with it? I have a friend that owns and cooks in an amazing pub. It has great food, great service, great drink, and is very hygienic. Some pubs are gritty, and some are really lovely.
zombaby 0
eeeeeewwwwee
shelboo_fml 0
The average person who eats fast food will consume about 12 pubic hairs annually.
eehizle 0
VOMIT
nutcrackers 2
I just had hamburgers about an hour ago :( it's just disgusting. ewewww
Arinwyn 0
I was eating fast food when I saw your comment.. -gag-
mushoo_fml 0
Yeah, but 67% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
lovesick4628 0
haha!
iknowthatguy 0
It's actually 83% per NPH.
zacko900 0
Ya, but maybe thats because fast food consumera like to go down on there partners
zinjiitsdanaa 3
24, Eating + being on this site= terrible idea.
iislix1ii 19
So theres a 67% chance that your statistic about other statistics was made up.
AngryNinja 1
today's special: beef and pube hair. tomorrows special: spit pea!
serenaaaa_fml 0
ewwwww!!! I hope I'm reading this wrong :/
AliceSaysFYL 0
nope. PUBES
serenaaaa_fml 0
wait... how do u know that he's bald? and maybe it's from the waitress....
Krispies_fml 17
Or maybe it was from Op itself. Most of the time when a hair is found in a meal, it's coming from the person who eats it.
FoodLover118 11
Yeah, but if the person even thought it was theirs they wouldn't have said anything.
gossiipgirrl 0
eeww
snafu57 1
hair floats because of surface tension. take a sewing needle, coat it with wax, place it gently on the water, and it will float. no,its notbecause wax floats,but you can't get theneedle covered with water. hair has oil. btw,arm hair can be short and curly. btw again, never order rabbit stew as most people don't like hare in their soup.
imahappeemoocow 0
someone has too much time on their hands if they're over analysing an FML post....
mrmystery96 0
a genious joke, but you had to ruin it by being an over analytical... um, what's the word for it... oh yes, BITCH!
iknowthatguy 0
Thank you King Analyzer of the Royal Douchery
AngryNinja 1
Hehe.. I love how immature I am. Royal Douchery kills me. x)
ayerimrod 0
maybe it was the server's or the kitchen staff..... gross!!!!