Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with, "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML
Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares, and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML
Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML
Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML
Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
Today, I was dancing with the 4 hottest girls I've ever seen at a club, and I fainted. FML
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Top comments
RageWolf16 31
It probably doesn't help that you say stuff like "impress some girls with my moves".
Miss_Chevious 37
Should have looked her squarely in the eyes and said "You're the most blonde brunette/redhead I have ever seen."
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Comments (53)
stp9782 11
You should have said you won't think that after I'm done widening your holes!
stp9782 11
I was tired when I posted this I'm sorry
Mpii 11
She hasn't seen me yet then.
beeferjay 34
show her the D then rape her with your eyes... 60% of the time it works, every time
SecundusSecunda 27
I hope you moonwalked out of the club
MyKarmaisBad 11
Carlton, is that you? ^^
hamrtym 15
That would be unusual
luvlu444 24
I guess they haven't heard Michael Jackson any time recently
MOOSE786 8
Same here bro :(
WAKingUP91 11
Hi, I'm white black guy #51. I'm the black guy that blast Hour of Penance, Blood Red Throne, & Vital Remains. Welcome. (your T-shirt will arrive in the mail)
Paraxom 3
hey white black guy #51, i'm white black guy #72 the nerdy one who's bad at sports, i never got my shirt and it's been 6 months
BlackBoyFly 11
Hey white black guy #72, I'm white black guy #93 from customer service. Did you give the write address?
Paraxom 3
yeah i gave it to white black girl #69, but she seemed busy slightly busy with something when i did
zainman13 26
Well? Are you?
SoBeSatan 22
Own it! If they are quick to judge then they aren't worth it anyway.