Today, a close friend tried to kill me by running me over with her car. Why? Because I didn't want to share the pain meds I had due to a third-degree burn. My leg is now broken in 3 places, my ankle is shattered, and I have to use a walker because I'm too clumsy for crutches. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, my friend broke ties with me after I came out of the hospital from attempted suicide. She was the one who called the police for me to go in there in the first place. FML
Today, I'm lying in a hospital bed with two broken leg bones, a reattached tendon, and four screws holding my leg together. Why? Because I wanted chocolate milk and some asshat didn't see me walking across the road. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell down the stairs and broke her ankle. She also had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. I spent the night in the hospital to be there for her and support her, but I should have expected that the nurses would treat me like a criminal. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
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Top comments
notesz 21
I really hope you reported her immediately. She's a f*cking psychopath.
OnReceivingEnd 18
And when you called the cops, what did they tell you? You called the cops, right?
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notesz 21
I really hope you reported her immediately. She's a f*cking psychopath.
OnReceivingEnd 18
And when you called the cops, what did they tell you? You called the cops, right?
joeyl1990 28
You had your "friend" arrested, right?
AJ1981 12
i hope you meant someone you thought was a close friend... press charges and get a restraining order...
Zekfen 17
1. Sounds like she has an addiction problem 2. Silver lining: you got more pain meds and got rid of a psycho? 3. Don’t let her know you got more pain meds, she might try more conventional methods of killing
LebanonBaby 26
My Goodness! You poor soul :(
mas12806 24
What did she want to do w/ the pain meds if you gave them?
breyes016 11
get high
breyes016 11
get high
PenguinPal3017 19
Never heard of prescription medication abuse?
Piccillo 4
I am no expert, but I feel like this person is not really your friend.
RichardPencil 32
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Don’t you get extra pain meds now? Now, you’ll have enough to share with your addict friend, while still having enough to develop your own opioid addiction. Yay!
crsyldy 19
Sounds like your hopefully former friend has a serious addiction problem. Please tell me you called the cops, she needs real help she won’t get if you don’t hold her accountable.