Today, I went on a trip with some people from work to watch a baseball game. Halfway through the game, one of my managers shook my hand and said "Nice to Meet You." I've been working there for 3 months. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got asked, “And you are…?” by a senior colleague while in a morning meeting at work. I’ve been working here for 3 months and I've already introduced myself multiple times to them. FML
Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML
Today, we had an impromptu meeting to get to know the new additions to the team. They asked me to introduce myself. I started a year ago. FML
Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say, "Hello, my name is…" I sneezed right in her face. FML
Today, I had the Monday meeting that I have had every week for 8 months. We had new people joining today. One of my bosses went around the room introducing people, and he forgot my name. I've been sitting across from him with a nametag for 8 months. FML
Today, at work, I casually mentioned I was meeting some friends for dinner. My co-worker's response was, "You have friends?!" FML
Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML
Today, we were running a special at work that I had previously been told was an online-only special. After the general manager corrected me, I used the joke excuse of, "It's my first day". The customer replied, "I can tell". I've worked there two years and I'm the assistant manager. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. At the end of it, after I had got the job, my new manager said, “See you soon.” I then accidentally replied, “You too, love you.” FML
Today, at work, we've just hired a new load of people. As an icebreaker, we were paired up randomly and told to learn about our partner so that we can introduce them to the group. I got matched up with someone I've worked with for 4 months. Mid-conversation, I blurted out "I don't know your name." FML
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chocolatedrop 0
its only 3 months. ur probably still considered new
lizard93309 0
Act like you are new and impress him with how much you already know!
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Comments (137)
jnjones04 0
be mor proactive on things and make urself known
lizard93309 0
Act like you are new and impress him with how much you already know!
popit789 0
how is this a fml bog deal the dude didn't know you
imhowie 2
I agree with 22. YDI for not doing anything to make him remember you.
iheartpie 0
Well this could be taken two ways, you either deserve it, if it was a small company because that means you aren't being active in the business. On the other hand if it was a big company three months isn't necessarily a long time one of the managers not knowing you wouldn't be a weird situation.
lovesamystery 0
ydi for not talking and meting evryone when u first got on job
Trollz4daLULZ 2
*meeting *everyone *you *on the job.
rebbee 0
Bored again are we Trollz, or just fed up with those impervious to the fine art of grammar and punctuation? ;-)
RedPillSucks 33
Save the grammar for your mama(r).
Brittney_E 0
zecret? are you french? kidding. that was lame. so was redpills joke. it was lame enough to make me laugh.
RedPillSucks 33
I think she should beat you with a burrito... Better yet, beat me with a burrito..... Please.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
I'll put the burrito EXACTLY where I intend it to be.
andydawg8891 0
hi guys im new!
CloudEnvy 17
Way to make 'em feel welcome. Call him a liar AND provide evidence. Tsk.
sourgirl101 29
Scary! This reminds me of that "Save me" video by Nickleback. What's your number??
rlerke 0
stupid hippy
xxBrokenHeartxx 0
meet the boss day(:
teri99 0
space rocker 37 nice hair and happyk ur hot and super girl I'm a girl to