Today, I went on a trip with some people from work to watch a baseball game. Halfway through the game, one of my managers shook my hand and said "Nice to Meet You." I've been working there for 3 months. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got asked, “And you are…?” by a senior colleague while in a morning meeting at work. I’ve been working here for 3 months and I've already introduced myself multiple times to them. FML
Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML
Today, we had an impromptu meeting to get to know the new additions to the team. They asked me to introduce myself. I started a year ago. FML
Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say, "Hello, my name is…" I sneezed right in her face. FML
Today, I had the Monday meeting that I have had every week for 8 months. We had new people joining today. One of my bosses went around the room introducing people, and he forgot my name. I've been sitting across from him with a nametag for 8 months. FML
Today, at work, I casually mentioned I was meeting some friends for dinner. My co-worker's response was, "You have friends?!" FML
Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML
Today, we were running a special at work that I had previously been told was an online-only special. After the general manager corrected me, I used the joke excuse of, "It's my first day". The customer replied, "I can tell". I've worked there two years and I'm the assistant manager. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. At the end of it, after I had got the job, my new manager said, “See you soon.” I then accidentally replied, “You too, love you.” FML
Today, at work, we've just hired a new load of people. As an icebreaker, we were paired up randomly and told to learn about our partner so that we can introduce them to the group. I got matched up with someone I've worked with for 4 months. Mid-conversation, I blurted out "I don't know your name." FML
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chocolatedrop 0
its only 3 months. ur probably still considered new
lizard93309 0
Act like you are new and impress him with how much you already know!
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Comments (137)
andydawg8891 0
Hit on Deborah LIKE A BOSS .
iheartpie 0
I'd hit on you LIKE A BOSS.
ImaCanuck 0
atleast they know you now?
Namenlos_fml 20
The fact that he doesn't know you after three months is a GOOD thing! That means you aren't a piece of crap who makes mistakes all the time. You should be happy that you're able to remain invisible.
ilinca_luvsyou 0
Thats not that bad And at leasts its not like, 3 years or something like that....
jnjones04 0
hi
amus4321 0
ouch
Garyvillines 0
hey that's a good thing. better to not be known than to stand out for being new! everyone disrespects the new guy. for all they know you could be a transfer or something.
CAbullet_Caitlin 0
wow no one can remember you..lol
lmaourlifeismess 0
lmao
fmlfornoreason 0
sucks fi u
thefallenoo 0
I love boss' that don't know who you are