Today, I went on a trip with some people from work to watch a baseball game. Halfway through the game, one of my managers shook my hand and said "Nice to Meet You." I've been working there for 3 months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got asked, “And you are…?” by a senior colleague while in a morning meeting at work. I’ve been working here for 3 months and I've already introduced myself multiple times to them. FML
Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML
Today, we had an impromptu meeting to get to know the new additions to the team. They asked me to introduce myself. I started a year ago. FML
Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say, "Hello, my name is…" I sneezed right in her face. FML
Today, I had the Monday meeting that I have had every week for 8 months. We had new people joining today. One of my bosses went around the room introducing people, and he forgot my name. I've been sitting across from him with a nametag for 8 months. FML
Today, at work, I casually mentioned I was meeting some friends for dinner. My co-worker's response was, "You have friends?!" FML
Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML
Today, we were running a special at work that I had previously been told was an online-only special. After the general manager corrected me, I used the joke excuse of, "It's my first day". The customer replied, "I can tell". I've worked there two years and I'm the assistant manager. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. At the end of it, after I had got the job, my new manager said, “See you soon.” I then accidentally replied, “You too, love you.” FML
Today, at work, we've just hired a new load of people. As an icebreaker, we were paired up randomly and told to learn about our partner so that we can introduce them to the group. I got matched up with someone I've worked with for 4 months. Mid-conversation, I blurted out "I don't know your name." FML
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chocolatedrop 0
its only 3 months. ur probably still considered new
lizard93309 0
Act like you are new and impress him with how much you already know!
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Comments (137)
Uranus_fml 0
Be more noticeable.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
My anus only talks shit. Sorry for the horrible, horrible pun. I just couldn't resist.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Q: What does the USS Enterprise have in common with toilet paper? A: They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons. :D
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for going to a baseball game. YDI for having a job. YDI for caring that a manager doesn't remember you after only 3 months. YDI for not stink-palming him. YDI for being a whiner. YDI for not being memorable.
supergirl69_fml 0
WTF does stink palming mean.....
ILovesMahBridge 0
You forgot some Trollz YDI for having hands. YDI for deserving it.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
supergirl: see Mall Rats. bridge: "YDI for deserving it" would be a redundant, repetitive redundancy, and I am never repititively redundant. I never repeat myself, or do the same thing twice or more. Redundancy and repetitiveness is not for me.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Sure thing. "that, please".
The_good_times 0
you forgot some more YDI for living in Michigan YDI for being a man YDI for trying to socialize with your colleagues YDI for using the internet YDI for posting on FML YDI for breathing our air YDI because your mother and father fornicated to make your whiny ass
awesomenina_fml 0
ydi for not talking to them
chocolatedrop 0
its only 3 months. ur probably still considered new
perdix 31
The nail that stands up gets hammered down first. The good news is when the managers need to reduce the workforce, they don't even know you exist:D
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
That's sad op.. Sometimes the good ones hardly gets recognized...
Haterman123 0
op that sux but ydi becauce if u were a good worker he would notice u
lky830 0
well, I'd rather be forgotten about than be harassed by managers. consider yourself lucky.
ktbird 0
I feel your pain. On my first day, my boss said "nice to meet you". I'd interviewed with him like 2 months prior and he'd taken me on a personal tour. It's not a big deal but sucks when you feel like you're making a good impression and find out they don't even recognize you.
charliekleiman 0
haaaaa