Today, I went on a trip with some people from work to watch a baseball game. Halfway through the game, one of my managers shook my hand and said "Nice to Meet You." I've been working there for 3 months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got asked, “And you are…?” by a senior colleague while in a morning meeting at work. I’ve been working here for 3 months and I've already introduced myself multiple times to them. FML
Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML
Today, we had an impromptu meeting to get to know the new additions to the team. They asked me to introduce myself. I started a year ago. FML
Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say, "Hello, my name is…" I sneezed right in her face. FML
Today, I had the Monday meeting that I have had every week for 8 months. We had new people joining today. One of my bosses went around the room introducing people, and he forgot my name. I've been sitting across from him with a nametag for 8 months. FML
Today, at work, I casually mentioned I was meeting some friends for dinner. My co-worker's response was, "You have friends?!" FML
Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML
Today, we were running a special at work that I had previously been told was an online-only special. After the general manager corrected me, I used the joke excuse of, "It's my first day". The customer replied, "I can tell". I've worked there two years and I'm the assistant manager. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. At the end of it, after I had got the job, my new manager said, “See you soon.” I then accidentally replied, “You too, love you.” FML
Today, at work, we've just hired a new load of people. As an icebreaker, we were paired up randomly and told to learn about our partner so that we can introduce them to the group. I got matched up with someone I've worked with for 4 months. Mid-conversation, I blurted out "I don't know your name." FML
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chocolatedrop 0
its only 3 months. ur probably still considered new
lizard93309 0
Act like you are new and impress him with how much you already know!
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Comments (137)
MattC13 0
YDI for having problems!!!!!!!1 im an ignrant an im prefect and liek to b prefect by bee an r a$$ on fml! roflerzzzzzzzz ~~~~ Replies will be grammar nazis, people who do this, or people you can't understand sarcasm.
MattC13 0
*who can't lolselfnazi
unthinkable 0
... that sucks
deebo77 0
hahahahah that sucks
pachecogirl 0
maybe you should talk to your manager sometimes?! :o
kimmberlyann 0
agreed with #1 :p
tinacorbin 0
haha
Jdogrox 0
wow!!!!! stupid boss haha
ahhnonomhisdude 0
that is exactly what I was thinking. if you haven't met before it doesn't matter how long you've been working there.
darkangel6806 0
wow thatsucks.. fyl
rawr_dani 0
:D