Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML
Today, I'm dating the perfect guy. He's smart, considerate, charming, funny, good looking and we have a ton of interests in common. He also can't get it up. At all. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I realized I have two guys interested in me. One is a boring lump who has a good job and takes me to nice places, and the other is a hilarious hot sexy goofball who can't hold down a job and shamelessly mooches off me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML
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cthulhu1138 1
Being good-looking, rich, and having many achievements tends to raise one's ego. Deal with it or move on.
Sannekee 18
First date? It can be the nerves? Try second date and decide afterwards....
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Comments (232)
skyeyez9 25
run away! If you have sex, after you two are done he will be like: Damn that's so hot! I am so good, I bet you never had better than me. I bet your favorite part was....etc
Sekococo 0
hey OP tell him a really guy such as your self will spoil me any way as he can and be on the phone every 5 minutes to answer a "important call". If he's able to brag with out any bussiness interruption then he's not rich he just trying to put up a front. well its a fact in my book.
lem0n_fml 0
I don't understand your first sentence.
infiniti_G 0
LOL U FUNNY
fyllmao888 0
Well that's what you get for being a gold digger cause its people like you who are always judging on things besides character.
skyeyez9 25
I hope you find a guy who you enjoy being around soon. You usually meet alot of turds before finding a man you're compatible with.
Beagle96 0
lol at you. best thing for you hahahaha can you say gold digger. you barely know him and he's "perfect for you" clearly you have some issues of you own.
wow18 3
She said he's hot, rich, and successful. The only thing you understood there was "rich"? Being hot is something to check of your wish list when looking for a partner. So is successful, because it shows he's hard working, dedicated and those are good qualities to have. Money is something people should give a little consideration to when it comes to getting serious. Income/money is the biggest reason for divorce in this country. She didn't say he's rich and that's all she wants in a man and wants him to take care of her, maybe she makes good money herself and wants someone in the same league.
time4coffee 3
If all you're looking for is rich and successful- YDI
WONDERWB 2
Small price to pay
AntiChrist7 0
So? marry him, and then divorce him to get 1/2 of his money. That was always the plan, no?
Twinklestar 0
There's a difference between being humble and not being a complete egotist.
chux4w 0
Hot + Rich + Successful = Perfect. It sucks when people like that are assholes, doesn't it?