Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML
Today, I'm dating the perfect guy. He's smart, considerate, charming, funny, good looking and we have a ton of interests in common. He also can't get it up. At all. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I realized I have two guys interested in me. One is a boring lump who has a good job and takes me to nice places, and the other is a hilarious hot sexy goofball who can't hold down a job and shamelessly mooches off me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML
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Top comments
cthulhu1138 1
Being good-looking, rich, and having many achievements tends to raise one's ego. Deal with it or move on.
Sannekee 18
First date? It can be the nerves? Try second date and decide afterwards....
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Comments (232)
sohomomo 2
you're shallow; YDI bitchhh
nickerrick 0
gold digga
mks2895 3
dirty whoreeeeeee worst fml i eva heard
LordKoin772 0
The perfect guy for you is hot, rich, and successful? Not his personality or yer guys compatibility, basing a perfect guy on what u explained is makin u look like a tramp.
aprilv 0
If I were dating this guy I'd feel patronized no matter how hot I may think he is. I've been in this situation and I don't even get a chance to brag about myself just as equally because he just won't shut the **** up about his huge house, huge degree, huge bank account, and huge dick. You've got to be so far up your own ass to want to love bragging about yourself that much.
melozburngr 0
two words. Tiny Penis.
boysRdumb 0
lol amazing
Postlude 1
I'm shocked that, in your decision to go on a date for shallow reasons, you met a vain and shallow man. Good job!
DJ_Chutfield 4
What #118 said. Your own medicine doesn't taste too good, does it? Grow up.
kellymc8831 0
I used to date that guy! and if you go for something rich and successful....you pay for every dime. not worth it, chica. move ON!
sgrdshrdteshj 0
YDI for being shallow
TristSlater 0
You're a harlot. I'm sorry but really, when you said he was rich, successful, and attractive, you just shown everyone your hand. YDI for being shallow.