Today, I'm dating the perfect guy. He's smart, considerate, charming, funny, good looking and we have a ton of interests in common. He also can't get it up. At all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year, "Why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" He replied, "Opposites attract." FML
Today, I met the man of my dreams. Beautiful, smart, academic, charming, a true gentlemen, totally my type. I am at a bar voted "the best gay bar in the world". FML
Today, I realized I have two guys interested in me. One is a boring lump who has a good job and takes me to nice places, and the other is a hilarious hot sexy goofball who can't hold down a job and shamelessly mooches off me. FML
Today, I met my dream man. Intelligent, excellent conversationalist, similar spiritual beliefs, attractive and compassionate. He proposed to my best friend last week. She asked me to be maid of honour. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was crushing on his best friend. When I found out, I asked him about it. He replied, "Don't worry, she's perfect and is way too good for me." FML
Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML
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manb91gb 15
There are other things you can do... Oral and finger play - you could also look into medical reasons why he can't get an erection. If you're going to leave him over this, you don't deserve all his other qualities.
RichardPencil 32
Houston, we have an imperfection.
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stormy0307 16
They make toys that he can wear or have him see a doctor.
manb91gb 15
There are other things you can do... Oral and finger play - you could also look into medical reasons why he can't get an erection. If you're going to leave him over this, you don't deserve all his other qualities.
Callyn 47
No, sex is important. Not wanting to be in a sexless relationship does not mean that OP doesn't deserve a smart, considerate, charming guy. It just means that this one isn't for her.
DKING123456789 16
It’s a gay relationship
Alan Staff 59
DKING123456789 is right, this FML was submitted by a guy. Please stop reporting his comment, thanks.
manb91gb 15
Sex isn't just about sticking the dick in a hole... Sex is the intimate interplay between two people that encompasses kissing, soft touch, role play and fantasy, oral and digital stimulation and much more. If you define sex as the "peepee goes in" you're either twelve or missing out.
RichardPencil 32
Houston, we have an imperfection.
Nico Noppe 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's why God invented cucking.
Devin Taylor 1
no shit! this happend to me last night but I'm the guy!
Drai Gray 8
there are pills for that...
Phil 14
If you're a woman, maybe he's gay; if you're a dude, maybe he's not.
DogStew 20
My whole life, there was only one ex I couldn’t get it up for. Reflecting back, she was a total nightmare.
weazle 13
Sit in his face then
jk_waks 20
It can be psychological or medical! He needs to see a doctor asap