Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML
Today, I'm dating the perfect guy. He's smart, considerate, charming, funny, good looking and we have a ton of interests in common. He also can't get it up. At all. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
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Today, I realized I have two guys interested in me. One is a boring lump who has a good job and takes me to nice places, and the other is a hilarious hot sexy goofball who can't hold down a job and shamelessly mooches off me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML
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cthulhu1138 1
Being good-looking, rich, and having many achievements tends to raise one's ego. Deal with it or move on.
Sannekee 18
First date? It can be the nerves? Try second date and decide afterwards....
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Comments (232)
Beagle96 0
granted money is good but for this person seems to have hot and money as 1 and 2 on the priority list. I can't wait to see your late life struggle.
fnyunj 3
Good looking, rich, successful - what drove him to this? Weak ego. Some people are too afraid to try, because they think they'll fail, so they just dive into a bottle. Others are so terrified of failing to impress their parents, they push themselves to the limit, and they become super-achievers. (example: Tiger Woods). But they still have that emptiness of self-loathing inside them that nothing can ever fill. The reason they brag, is because they're in denial over their fear and pain. A person who is secure and strong doesn't have to brag and make other people feel like crap. This guy's likely to "act out" in other ways to try to kill the pain. Drugs. Alcohol. Gambling. Women. (like Tiger Woods). Or, maybe he has a secret identity and he's a superhero. (like Tony Stark - who was still a boozer and a womanizer). Either way; success is never permanent. Neither is failure. (good looks sure as hell are not - ask any plastic surgeon). The only thing you have that you ALWAYS have, is yourself. So until this guy learns to be comfortable in his own skin, no amount of conquest is ever going t o make him happy. You could find a poor man, with crooked teeth, receeding hairline, and pot-belly, who's happy with himself. He'll ALWAYS be happy with himself. No matter where life takes him.
RyanKaufman 7
I like how the description you use was "Hottest, rich, successful" If that's your perfect guy then enjoy hearing a lot of bragging. Try being not so shallow.
dawgzor 0
Who cares? He's rich!
I_am_stupid_also 6
Today, I went on a date with this girl who now goes around bragging to everyone about how hot her date was and how rich and successful I am. She even started posting about it on FMLife like there is something wrong with that. FML.
Allup 0
hey op why should he be interested in you in the first place?
Klabauterpete 0
YDI, Golddigger.
tweetbaby14 18
how is this an fml?!?!? this guy is rich handsome and successful so what he has a big ego boo hoo. you're complaining about nothing.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Sounds like you are just as shallow as he is. YDI
dugumit 0
Like the wag your bragging about it now!