Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. Ten minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's ass crack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, my friends and I were acting out porn scenes without sex. Then, I realized that we all watch too much porn, and we are still all virgins. FML
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, I finally decided I was sick of watching porn all the damn time and deleted the messaging apps I use for it. Now I've realized how attached I'd gotten to the freaks on there. I'm painfully sad and lonely now and I can't recover the accounts. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, I realised I may have some kind of problem, given that I masturbate daily, and sex with my wife no longer interests me because it takes too long, involves her instead of me alone, is too much hard work, and generally annoys me. FML
Today, I finally got to watch some porn after not being able to for a while. All I could notice in the video was how badly the participants were playing snooker. FML
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Top comments
aimee910 11
Just find one that's all sex and no story. I don't like it when they talk anyways.
BuffaloSabres134 8
Don't worry, you'll find somebody, everyone eventually does.
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Comments (137)
erockinthesuburb 17
Sorry, but the Cohen brothers don't direct pornos...
tpm45 25
Porno acting does suck... Pun intended.
BuffaloSabres134 8
Don't worry, you'll find somebody, everyone eventually does.
FMLandurstoo 9
If only op was a female... Then I could hook him up with this plumber I know. He's great at going to girls' houses and fixing their tubing!
SuperKnuckels 6
I watch **** for the acting. It's pretty intense, everyones always literal xD.
TwiztedYuri 9
I like watching **** cause the acting is so off. its what I do when I'm bored.
skoob1 12
Find a girlfriend or a decent actor?
astoryofroses 9
match.com
MerrikBarbarian 9
I don't actually understand how people get off on ****. I can't take it seriously with the acting. The only **** I enjoy is the parody stuff which is intentionally bad... Which is fun to laugh at. :p
syki 22
I imagine the naked people doing the dirty has something to do with it, 59. A willful suspension of disbelief so you can skeet-skeet, as it were.
MerrikBarbarian 9
62- I'm a woman so... ;) I'm fairly sure I can't skeet
syki 22
I'm a woman too, but skeeting is in the **** of the be-jill-er.
AKGirlinSD 20
And until you find someone, why not go by mental images of your ex girlfriends and hook ups?
lmfao1643 3
get a hooker
queen_awks 16
That doesn't really help his problem with being single...
jessikamahone 6
Your icon is dumb.. Post ****?
onlychildFTW 34
Getting a hooker is a good idea of he wants some STD. But it doesn't solve him bring single or hating the bad acting in ****.
sman640 6
23 your icon means platypus not turtle and awkward is a completely different sign
Mariebaz 11
37, you have obviously never seen the "awkward turtle" sign, or you would have refrained from commenting.
Feared 9
Rugby players are the answers to all our problems.
linkinpark98 24
Sure, if he wants an STD or AIDS. Be safe people!
minus20 4
Post **** :)
A7X_LoVeee 10
Forever alone
Mariebaz 11
Which you obviously are not, by the amazing intelligence you must possess. Any other idea is preposterous.
A7X_LoVeee 10
I realize my comment was stupid. Oh well. Now, funny of you to stay something like that with your profile. A bit obsessed I would say.
Fishinaddict22 1
35- I wish I could thumb up your comment 50 more times lol. I would concur.
tpm45 25
My profile pic is very appropriate for this situation...
greeneyedpothead 10
Why didn't you try to meet someone during that time?? I mean, you can't really forget that you are single.
aimee910 11
It's not that easy.
Mariebaz 11
5- How do you know they didn't? As well, they could have had other things going on in their life that made it impossible to attempt to find someone.
UnionsSuck 5
That's pretty bad got to a bar and pick up a lady
Chad_the_Brony 0
Have you ever heard of commas and full stops?
UnionsSuck 5
Someone needs to get a life :/
laden_swallow09 35
Chad doesn't need a life; it's you who needs an education, hombré.
UnionsSuck 5
Ya you seriously need a life quit worrying about my grammar on the Internet are you that bored ?
Mariebaz 11
Well, it seems to be you're too worried about their worrying to me.
AnyaS 19
Don't watch the pornos that start out with a story plot that builds up to the sex then.
Dr0reos 8
Like grandma always says. "Ya dont watch porno for the actin"
mikeymayhem_87 15
Quit wasting time on ****? Just sayin'....
GVirdi 11
It's either **** or go have some play time with random girls
suncifir 6
"I'm through with pornography The acting is lame The action is tame Explicitly dull Arousal anulled"
durkagihad 12
It's all about the storyline
ebonyirony 29
And not the fact that youre topless. Fml isn't a dating site, kiddo.
Bonzer 2
I don't think he has any pants either.
igive 29
or abs.
Aamanize 4
Not sure he plays ball for that team...
Jiinxx 8
tough crowd..
aimee910 11
Just find one that's all sex and no story. I don't like it when they talk anyways.
downtime 13
Or when they repeat the same crap like a broken record. And the guys need to learn to shut the **** up... **** is where cinematic ambition and skill go to die.
BehindU 5
10- I like how you said that and your a teacher.
shalata 2
Sexy teacher porno
ferozity 0
107- Everyone needs a little sexy time.
aimee910 11
107- how does it matter?
KingCeltic77 18
If only I had a teacher like you, I would never cut.
domijohns 4
if only there were more women out there like yourself :) i cannot stand boring women in the bedroom
sharod101 5
Agreed
KingCeltic77 18
girl that watches ****. wow
aimee910 11
127- it's really not that uncommon.
Lilacware 4
There is a lot of women that enjoy watching ****.
prettyvolatile 3
I wish I knew a few...