DJJayLee
Las Vegas, United States
Today, I got written up for drinking on the job by a manager who drinks on the job, who was told to write me up by a general manager who drinks on the job, and we are all employed by an owner who drinks on the job. I haven't had a drink in 3 weeks. FML
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askullnamedbilly 33
Where on earth do you work, the liquor store?
Saraj07 18
Really hoping none of your bosses opperate heavey machinery at your place of work.
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askullnamedbilly 33
Where on earth do you work, the liquor store?
DJJayLee 12
strip club as a DJ
Tthug 34
Probably a bar. Generally helps loosen you up and such, but gotta make you don't have too much. Of course, managers drinking is probably the worst idea for a restaurant/bar, but I guess it works for them.
DJJayLee 12
only explanation I can think of is that 3 weeks prior when I did drink, another employee witnessed it but he now works at the club that our general manager spends most of his time at. what I heard from my direct manager is that he was told I was taking off my shirt in the club. I'll admit I was plastered but it was after closing and I took off my tuxedo shirt and still was wearing a T-shirt.
comedybreak 20
How do you guys drive home if you're all drinking on the job
Rajafashaneshi 5
The inception of drunk guys
Genociiide 15
I wanna be a DJ at a strip club!
erockinthesuburb 17
be careful what you ask for 54...
Demig0d6 14
Where do you work, budlight factory?
Saraj07 18
Really hoping none of your bosses opperate heavey machinery at your place of work.
markcallanan_ 20
I've never seen an FML with so little YDI's.
zahidnasir 22
No wonder they all were drunk..
Naomi Lacelle 14
This comment is funny as **** since OP said they work at a strip club
Soundslikeothers 15
You choices here, start drinking on the job or get a new job
Soundslikeothers 15
*Have two choices
Syruphs 17
You should just invite them to drink once they get to meet you you'll have it easier at work
DJJayLee 12
my general manager gave me a shot half way through my shift on St. Patrick's day. I didn't even want it because it was cruzan 151 but I drank it anyway because he was taking a shot with me.
FrancesShiver 20
That is ****** up jesus christ
PresidentNorth 16
Whoa 18 no need to go so hard it was only a shot he took damn.
IHATEFMYLIFE 26
I know right dang 18 calm down a little bit. No need to bring The Lord's name into this. It's not that serious at all.
MrConcise 35
They're too drunk to understand the irony.
CoGhostRider 31
Maybe you should have been drinking with them.
darlingdollie 24
I think you need the drink OP ;)
crushcrusher 33
the world is unfair.
FrancesShiver 20
That was wild from start to finnish
Adam5858 17
Report them!
DJJayLee 12
to who would you suggest?
Mauskau 36
The ermmm... company patrol? Idk but I'm sure there is someone you can report them to. Google "report my employer".
Adam5858 17
Whatever union your company belongs to.
DJJayLee 12
strip clubs aren't union. we have a total of 14 employees at this club and the GM would rather fire everyone and hire new people than deal with that. I'm 1 of 3 that have worked here longer than a year.
Bloink 25
report to your manager's general manager's club owner's pet cat
keirookami 11
Who also drinks on the job
mikaellikestacos 14
Do you work at little darlings??
DJJayLee 12
no, babes. also little D's doesn't have liquor
chlorinegreen 27
Maybe you should consider a better career choice. Stripping careers probably don't have the most stand up people in management.
Dopeshit_fml 4
lol
Chaos72 15
How is babes? I'm in the Navy, and a few buddies and I will be there in August on leave, we might have to go check it out.
C0mpl3xity 7
You should just call in an anonymous tip for the GMs' and the owners license plates saying you saw them driving recklessly and think they might be drunk! I'm assuming they drink more than 0.8 and drive home after work(: a DUI would probably mess up their lives.. Payback's a bitch and you'd be doing a civil service just with an ulterior motive.
Jared900DUmpling 30
I love your thinking, 102. Excellent idea.
nesteremily 31
My sister did that. Anonymously reported to the police that her manager drinks on the job then drives home they waited down the street and got her. Probably saved her life honestly