Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
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Top comments
Peacelove0404 26
Well now you know that he isn't your right person either. Don't give up hope OP :)
wtffml1979 22
Better to find out now then after putting a lot of effort into it first. Good luck OP you will be fine.
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Comments (61)
suszyy 9
friendzoned on the first date? thats a record..
DaEpicTaco 13
There's more people in this world don't worry
DeathBunny8 9
Why is everyone calling the guy names? If you go on a date with someone you met online and that person is not for you, being honest with them about it doesn't make you a bad person.
Cozy_Blanket 16
Exactly. He would have been a jerk if he had strung op along, but can't get upset at him if he didn't have a connection with op.
BubbleGrunge 18
Plus, I feel as if this dude was trying to encourage OP in discussing the possibility of another date. Sometimes people say things that come out all kinda wrong. I have that problem a lot of times. People are so quick to judge.
rockwrench 18
You nailed it #25. It could have been a creep and messed your life up. Hang in there OP.
lenehey 7
OP, maybe it was his awkward way of asking you if you liked him. It could have been a miscommunication. Still it sounds like you didn't click but next time don't assume the worst.
prettygurl89 16
Awwww :(
anthony89_fml 12
We pour champagne and expensive wine in water guns; and shoot each other
ajs1987 15
I need clarification, was this your first date with him? I met my girlfriend on match.com, and I wasn't 100% sure about her after our first date either, and I kept my profile open until we made it official. Yeah, that was a stupid thing that your date said, but don't be so upset if this was your first date with him.
LifeFailure 16
He's asking if he should delete his account since he met you... which he shouldn't until you guys are official. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Danielvera212 4
That's reasonable
Phooey 22
with that mentality, he'll always look for the "right person" so when he finds her he'll dismiss her thinking she's not the one.