Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I found my best friend's girlfriend on a webcam site. I then told him, and his only response was, "Yeah, I know, that's where we met." FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML
Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML
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Top comments
Flutist 3
Does he KNOW he is your boyfriend? Also, "this guy I have been dating" doesn't sound like you have talked to him about sealing the deal. So either tell him, I want to take this to the next step (the bedroom?) and have you be mine (for 400 bucks an hour) or realize he might not know you think it is serious. HE might think you are friends with benefits.
boone_fml 0
just because you're dating doesn't mean you're "exclusive"
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Comments (33)
fireandice27 0
Wow how thoughtful of him.... :S
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
the first line is already a FML
Mx_Rider 6
i wish i was first....
fireandice27 0
:P
jchansfan 0
I wish you'd go away... =)
winterharte 0
I wish trolls who try to insult other trolls would stop being idiots. T_T
rhymethyme 0
It could be worse, as such. At least he stays in touch? And isn't great To know your date Trusts you quite so much? XD
aero_fml 0
Nice you should do these all the time
rhymethyme 0
Thanks. I plan to try to do enough to make y'all crazy
chellinha93 0
When I started reading this comment, I thought it would rhyme too... lol And OP, he's an idiot.
LilKonvicted 0
Well what does that mean really? XD
Peroxide 3
It means she needs to start putting out like a hotel with a revolving door.
mahade 0
He's trying to make you jealous or something? What a loser.
arissia 0
I signed up for a few dating sites while with my current boyfriend. He is well aware of it, and we both think of it as a source of amusement. I like to see if I can find people I know on there, and I wouldn't use it to find a replacement.
Flutist 3
Does he KNOW he is your boyfriend? Also, "this guy I have been dating" doesn't sound like you have talked to him about sealing the deal. So either tell him, I want to take this to the next step (the bedroom?) and have you be mine (for 400 bucks an hour) or realize he might not know you think it is serious. HE might think you are friends with benefits.
perdix 31
What's the problem? I think it is sweet. He loves you so much that he wants to date you in the real world and wants extend that by dating you online.
RubixMonkey 0
Are you stupid? If he wanted to date her online then he would have texted her and said, "Hey lets get wild on AIM." He is telling her he wants to see other people. Retard.
perdix 31
I did that on purpose. I was pretending that I thought that online dating was an extension of real dating. You've been PWND. ;)
Flutist 3
lmao
Punkartmama 0
Just because you're sleeping with someone doesn't mean you're "dating"
boone_fml 0
just because you're dating doesn't mean you're "exclusive"
AntiChrist7 0
Woman only love idiots. YDI